Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoBehold, all you morons who take a paycheck for finding excuses not to do the work they pay you to do, the bloody and burning day of jihad is come upon you!! And to you slimy post-ers of coy hints about how fucking important you are and how many fucking important people you know, be damned to you!! All you...
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Declared by Just One More Bullshit Weary and Oppressed Serf on Monday, July 16, 2012
I invite you out for lunch and you think I'm into you when I made it clear that I only did so to get to know you and become friends. And then you think I'm sending you signals and you fuck everything up by not talking to me when I turned you down. Now you said you'd give me a second chance when I asked and...
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Declared by Ash. on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
I have hated you ever since I have known you. I have never understood why my mom insisted on being nice to you. Maybe it's because she has a much bigger heart than me, and she felt sorry for you. Maybe your parents were friends with hers. But to me, that still doesn't quite explain it. You pride yourself on...
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Declared by Your friendly neighbor on Thursday, August 1, 2013
Die.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
This man is a bloody bastard motherfucker. He is tormenting me just because I did not get him some whisky or rum. He is my senior, though he does not directly supervise me - but keeps on bugging me by making nasty comments. I wish I had some way to blow his balls off.
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Declared by Oppressed on Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Close your legs, close your fucking legs,
Close your door, you fithy fucking whore,
Keep it shut, keep it fucking shut,
Stop being such a fucking slut.
Your lips are spread on a disco stick,
You slut, you make me fucking sick,
To the bone, to the gut,
Oh fuck, I just threw up.
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Declared by www.myspace.com/idvoz on Thursday, June 4, 2009
Shut the fuck up!
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Declared by DylanTheRocker on Sunday, April 3, 2011
So glad that people want to Jihad you. You mean, selfish, cold blooded jerk. why do people hate you so much that they love you. Do us good and just dissappear.
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Declared by PomisBITCH on Saturday, April 21, 2012
Most people are so stupid, smart people would do fine without you stupids. Build yourselves some rockets and go live on the sun you resource wasting, fuzzy animal killing buttheads.
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Declared by Detrus on Sunday, October 7, 2007
What good is your best friend if you can't declare holy war on him? You hickied me when I left your party. Scores of family, friends and customers have commented, jeered and laughed. I keeeel you! Alalalalalaa!
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Declared by Justice on Monday, October 8, 2007
You Suck
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Erik Taylor, you are NOT a "nice guy" like you claim to be.
You are the opposite of a nice guy. You take advantage of others, you enjoy causing problems for others. You take out your anger on everyone. You're not nice, you're mean & cruel and you know it.
You are an violent, abusive asshole. You never...
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Declared by The Whore on Tuesday, July 7, 2009
PEOPLE WITH DEGREES WHO HAVE NO A LEVELS
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Declared by Jimbo on Sunday, December 25, 2011
its your own face, if you dont like it TOO BAD
i hate it when you go through pictures, share them so people can feel nostalgic and you get those pricks who go "ohh delete it i look shit"
well, I HOPE THE DEVIL TAKES THE UGLIEST PICTURE OF YOU AND UPLOADS IT TO THE HELL NETWORKING SITE,
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 24, 2011
My only wish is that you get stoned in a public market for spamming me.
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Declared by Gay Allah on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
JIHAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!!!
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Declared by matt on Monday, October 8, 2007
All users of del.icio.us are fucking idiots.
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Declared by Bob Dickson on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Leaving shit in Sainsbury's Carrier Bags
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I read your blog and all I see are videos and pictures of your cat.
Then I read your IRC comments, and 90% of them are simply links to Icanhazcheeseburger.com.
Your feline fetish disgusts me. It's time for a jihad on your ass.
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Declared by Zinknation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
ass holesssssssssssssssss
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Declared by harman on Thursday, November 15, 2007