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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoSo you got a big truck... BIG FRIGGIN WHUP!! What the hell are you overcompensating for!!
Listen to me. LISTEN!! Hang up your phone, take your damn bumperstickers off (unless its a Kerry/Edwards, those are somehow satisfying) and LISTEN!! Just b/c you have a big truck does not mean that i will ever, EVER...
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Declared by Rust Bucket drivers on Sunday, February 10, 2008
Hey ASSHOLE. Ya still working for chump change? Come on over here and run with the big dogs. Still whacking off, are ya. Man, you need some pussy. Come on in, the water is fine here in Apopka.
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Declared by BJ on Saturday, October 25, 2008
Screw you, with your affirmative action, legacy loving, and "unusual/messed up" supporting (you let in a guy/girl/thing because he/she/it was transgender, and you don't let me in??) policies. What kind of people are you anyway - deciding the fates of students who are better than you to a school that is...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 28, 2009
What the hell this is prom it's suposed to be the greatest funnest group activity yet why do I have to be booted and left to ride to a group event with someone I dnt even like becouse u all are clusterfucks at planning and jess whants to bring extra people wich leaves me without a ride I mean I only droped...
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Declared by Kira on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Jihad on fucking craigslist. EVERY mother fucker on that site seems to be a cock sucker trying to rip you off. Heaven forbid you use the "find friends or a date" option because your ass will be spammed off the face of the earth. Fuck craigslist and the makers to hell.
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Declared by ram a cock up craigslist's small ass on Monday, July 13, 2009
=)
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Declared by someone you likely don't know on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
FUCK YOU MARK HURD!
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Declared by FUMH on Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Jihad on you over protective parents! Not only is she a fucking adult, but we are engaged. Yet she has to fight with you to even see me let alone stay the night with me. Such freaking bull. Really, I want to see my girlfriend more then once a week without her having to fight with you the whole week before...
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Declared by Pissed Off Girlfriend on Saturday, August 6, 2011
For lying about having a further maths A level
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Declared by Louise on Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Marieluise, you always say like "I dont speak the language" and stuff, it is so jihadded! For a long time, we all have wanted to declare a Jihad upon you! We can't take your jihaddy behaviour anymore!
JIHAD ON YOU MARIELUISE
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Declared by Oliver Jihad Dhor on Saturday, May 18, 2013
I declare a jihad on all proofs
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2012
why do they plague us?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Well hush my mouth, Scarlett! Your silicon enhanced mug should mind your own business.
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Declared by Rhett on Monday, September 10, 2007
Leave a company and go off to greener pastures... go ahead and never look back Mr. Wisecarver. Oh, don't worry about all that work left behind... SOMEONE WILL DO IT. JIHAD ON YOU.
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Declared by Steve on Monday, September 10, 2007
my jihad goes here
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Declared by Konrad on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Anyone who is having so much school work they don't have enough time to spend with their family(a.k.a. get drunk), help me with the Jihad.
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Declared by Mgccl on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I really can't stand most people I talk to from Ohio.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 21, 2007
She is crazy and loves icebergs. They sank the Titanic, therefore she is evil
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Declared by 0110 on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Comcast Community MODS are biased assholes
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 14, 2008
I worked on a magnet application for four hours and when I pressed the submit button, guess what I got...A LOGIN SCREEN...I logged in...all that work was LOST!
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Declared by Sami Patel on Thursday, February 5, 2009