Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoUntil Google will stop banning porn from the sponsored results I'll do all in my power to destroy them.
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Declared by H. Hefner on Monday, October 29, 2007
You have been an unbeliever. The infidels shall have to DIE!!!!
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Declared by zera on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
I declare jihad on you you monkey piece of shit.This is for saying you don't care about what the state legislature says and your going to do whatever you want.Fuck you bitch for saying your going to fuck with the constitution fuck you shit stain.I hope the NRA fucks your day up you jackoff fuck go suck balls.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Hurry up and fix ma phone ya bawsack!!!!
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Declared by big mohamed ya bass on Thursday, January 10, 2008
Beware;
Judgment day is coming
In your faces bitches!
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Declared by holyoffender on Monday, February 16, 2009
Fucking faggot!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 10, 2010
FAT BASTARD INTERNET GEEKS, WHO THINK THAT BY CONTROLLING AN INTERNET FORUM YOU ARE CONTROLLING YOUR SAD FUCKING LIFE!! YOUR NOT, GET REAL WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU LIVE ALONE IN A ONE ROOM APARTMENT AND THE LAST WOMAN YOU SAW NAKED WAS YOUR MOM!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, February 14, 2011
This war is against corporations like BP & Walmart that have policies that make great PR, but not give their employees a liveable wage or take into a family's needs.
The use of corporate welefare in paying employees must be great.
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Declared by BPAWS on Sunday, October 7, 2007
YOU DO NOT LOVE CORGI'S I KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Uck! I just want her to GO AWAY!
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Declared by Ricky on Monday, October 8, 2007
crappy world, so global and lazy
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Declared by rgerg on Monday, March 8, 2010
You asexual piece of haughty elitism! I curse the day I chose to love you rather than stick your clarinet up your rectum and play the Ode to joy till your eyes watered!
Jihad on you, you arrogant slice of snorlack beef!!
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Declared by Oboe Brunette on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
I wage jihad on you dipshit fuckers. Your concerned with peoples privacy but you raid private servers. FUCKIN ASSHOLES - I HOPE THEY FEDERALLY FUCK YOU GUYS IN THE ASSHOLE FOR FUCKING UP PlayStation Network this weekend. Many citizens are pissed off with your cause right now.
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Declared by Step Father on Saturday, April 23, 2011
PEOPLE WITH DEGREES WHO HAVE NO A LEVELS
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Declared by Jimbo on Sunday, December 25, 2011
Fuck outta here! Obsessed ass people I swear. How tf do they find me?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 20, 2011
You are all losers and part of a dying race. And I'm a White Girl saying that. SO FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING RACIST FUCKS!
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Declared by ToughChick on Saturday, May 26, 2012
Why must you eat so loudly Dad ? ;( And you know i have an issue with it .....You do know that is not a good habit.... And yet you refuse to change......I am sorry Dad, i refuse to try to put up with something i loathe so deeply for someone who is unwilling to meet me half-way....
And dad....STOP EATING...
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Declared by Frustrated on Monday, April 30, 2012
JIHAD TO YOU INFIDEL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 6, 2013
You fuckface dickless asswipe. Ihave news for your ass you don't rule the world and for the record define the term tax fraud jackass. Cause very soon the irs will be coming for you. MOOOHAAHAHA BITCH!
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Declared by justice on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
put on more simpsons and family guy
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013