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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infohow can you of all people tell me i ruined my life !! when your the one who gave kids away like they were candy all becouse it wasent in your buddget to buy birthcontrol(drugs were more important) and by they way you dont win mother of the year for being sober for 10sec of the day..how dare you tell my...
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Declared by older and wiser on Friday, February 26, 2010
FUCK!!!! If waiting sucks so much, why do you make me wait.
FUCKERS LIKE YOU WHO RUN THIS SITE PISS ME OFF!!!
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Declared by Not a RapidPro User on Wednesday, October 13, 2010
I declare a jihad on you, your dirty infidel. Die yankee scum!
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Declared by ryan on Saturday, January 15, 2011
Stop online piracy not our human rights and liberty ! Go censor stuff in hell american congress ! JIHAD ON YOU !
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Declared by The world on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
You always delete our trucks! You can't accept that you are just jaloux! JIHAD ON YOU TRUCKERBENNY-A from lastbilgalleri.dk!!!
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Declared by Bazoom-jihadder37 on Friday, May 24, 2013
They screwed up my life. I mean it really says something about you when the valedictorian hates your guts.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 2, 2013
It's always fun watching people commit suicide, but for the first time in a long while I actually feel kinda bad for Britney. That was the most uninspired display I've ever seen. She obviously couldn't be bothered to put forth some effort and at least make it look like she was trying. Pathetic. On second...
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Declared by Daniel on Sunday, September 9, 2007
What good is your best friend if you can't declare holy war on him? You hickied me when I left your party. Scores of family, friends and customers have commented, jeered and laughed. I keeeel you! Alalalalalaa!
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Declared by Justice on Monday, October 8, 2007
These guys put me into a mortgage where my payment has more than doubled in less than three years. Now, I'm facing foreclosure and going to move into a @#%$#@$ apartment - thanks again and a Jihad On You!!!!!!
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Declared by Marko on Monday, October 8, 2007
answering back or we will blow up ur porn
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Declared by chris on Monday, October 8, 2007
Since we are soon only gonna be able to feed about 2 billion people (peak oil => less fertilizers => agricultural productivity going down the drain). I propose a Jihad on everybody who is just plain useles and has contributed to the desaster by: ignorance, denial, hatred, religious belief, cynism.
Once...
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Declared by Who cares on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Don't you just love those people who carry out loud conversations on their cell phone? Very private information about themselves, friends, and business. How there is always more than one trying to talk at the same time in a very small area?
I declare jihad on all you SOBs may Allah cause a permanent...
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Declared by verminator on Monday, January 28, 2008
I declare JIHAD on the smoking tenant upstairs! WE share the same God DAMN cooling system! Your second-hand smoke comes through my vents and makes me SICK! May I add we live in a NON-SMOKING apartment complex.Your addicted ass can go outside and smoke your lungs away! Do not smoke inside where I get your...
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Declared by Anita on Monday, August 4, 2008
You stole my goats and women for sex and money, and you must die by the fire of Allah's eyes!
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Declared by Muhammad al-Faziz bin-JERKALABAKAD on Friday, November 7, 2008
YOU'RE THE CAUSE FOR ALL THE WARS!!!, DIE
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
I think I'm falling for my boyfriends best friends
I don't think I'm bored in my relationship but he's not the only person I feel like i have my eye on. He is my first real relationship and I think I might be itching to know what other relationships are like. I also have this feeling that I want to spend...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 24, 2018
Mother fucker I know you're just using me. You obviously don't see me as a human being, oh you think I'll be your fucking atm. Oi fucktard guess what? You're fucking obvious motherfucker I'm not gonna go and pick you up. I told you I'm busy asshole, Oh fuck don't blame for you not getting a job you fucking...
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Declared by Someguy on Thursday, June 14, 2018
I declare holy Jihad on project managers who write the new specs for software they have not even bothered to use.
Wo xi wang ni man man si, dan kuai dian xia di yu!
(yes I am learning to curse in Mandarin so they don't know what I am saying :)
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Declared by verminator on Wednesday, November 28, 2007
After downloading from green sites that should have being rated red, I got loads of spyware on my system. What's the deal, yo?
McAfee are such wankers.
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Declared by fuck mcafee on Monday, January 14, 2008
How could you be so fuckin' dumb! There goes your career, you slut!
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Declared by Britney Spears on Wednesday, December 19, 2007