Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI know, I have bad teeth. Thanks for telling the obvious. And I know, I should have, blah, blah, blah. So stop the crap, I'm not paying you to nanny me, I simply want my teeth fixed. Do you think an electronics repair shop lectures its customers when they bringin a broken TV set? Its my money that feeds...
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Declared by Maximus Miser on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Anyone who declares a holy war against the best computer in the world should be punished. JIHAD ON YOUBEEYATCH!!
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Declared by Annonymous on Monday, December 14, 2009
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU for saying I can't do something because of the color of my skin, FUCK YOU for telling me what I should or shouldn't do, FUCK YOU for telling what is politically correct and saying it applies to me when NO BOUNDARIES WILL STOP ME FROM ACCOMPLISHING MY DREAMS!!!!!!
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Declared by Cat on Sunday, July 4, 2010
The FAT GINGER PIG
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Declared by Fiona on Friday, December 9, 2011
For being an infidel and forsaking your soul on the unholiest of safaris.
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Declared by JDSP III on Monday, June 25, 2012
don't kill dem trees doe!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
You fuckfaces are what's wrong with society!! No wonder you're 50 and single 'cause no guy could survive living with the crap that I do!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, May 7, 2015
"I'm not hiding anything... well,um, except that I DID contact that girl I had sex with a few weeks ago. BUT I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to freak out."
Hmmmm...so IF I DID freak out that you contacted her, then I can basically guarantee you will be sneaky AGAIN. And if I don't freak out...
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Declared by BiteThis on Saturday, October 6, 2007
VĂ¥ga in slava o martyra sent idag med!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
You suck! Stand up and be counted you fkn SHEEP! And, for God Sakes quit procreating!!!
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Declared by Major Majority on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
You are a fucking crazy bitch
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 27, 2009
are quite stupid.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 24, 2010
FUUUCK THE SCHOOL. EAT MY LONG DICK OF DEATH MOTHERFUCKERS. CRADLE MY BALLS WITH THE OVERWORKING SHIT YOU CALL HOMEWORK. FUCK RELIGION AS WELL.
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Declared by FUCK ARAB PEDOS on Friday, May 20, 2011
FUCK OFF POLICE
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Declared by MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS on Saturday, December 3, 2011
You ar
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Declared by bib on Wednesday, October 9, 2013
Karma is not only going to kick your ass but is going to murder you H.H. Holmes style.
I went through, Hell, purgatory and the bowels of war for you and this is what I get? Thank you for showing me how once again, compassion, love and caring is never the answer.
One day, when you are least expecting...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 14, 2014
I am doing this because you have high speed internet and you don't play Halo 3!!! But seriously i hope you die and I played Halo 3 on line all day Saturday and it was spectacular.
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Declared by Casey on Monday, October 8, 2007
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch!
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Declared by Osama Bin Laden on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
How about anal sex ?
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Declared by Ben Remka al Jihadi on Friday, October 26, 2007
DFS FRS ADS - All interdependant and none are working right,
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 18, 2007