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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact info- Por ser tan perro
- Por jugar sucio
- Por mala peña
- Por querer ir de guay
- Por el padre hijo de puta que tienes
- Por ser un puto llorón
- Por ser un trampas
- Por ser inglés
Te declaro la guerra santa, vete aprendiendo a escribir con las orejas, porque te vamos a cortar las piernas y las...
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Declared by Plataforma Antihamilton (By keke) on Monday, October 8, 2007
It has surpassed my expectations The standard of it was dirty. How could you do it. It was embarrasing on your part and really made you look stupid. Justice will be served
Inshallah
wallahi you will not get away with the crimes you have commited during ramzan
khuda hafiz
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Declared by ilada khan on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I hate you so much because people who work at the f-ing DMV look like overachieving GENIUSES next to you. You're slow, you're stupid, you're rude, and the peeps at the burger kind two blocks over ALSO look like overachieving geniuses compared to you.
Why is it so difficult to be speedy, courteous, and...
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Declared by I SEE FAT PEOPLE on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Apple Computers
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
What's it gonna be Kenpo or Jujitsu or Jiujitsu ?
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Declared by Greg on Monday, October 29, 2007
Hey dickhead. What gives? Still scratching your balls with my hundred dollar bills.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, September 19, 2008
Hi Stacy Dodd. Got your rocks off lately? What? No pussy? Geeze! Oh! I forgot you are a pussy. Damn, Man, You gotta get a life. Still whacking off? C'mon, swap hands sometimes.
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Declared by Shadrach Ahmed Jahinijad on Thursday, October 16, 2008
They are rip off artists, with incompetent customer service.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 10, 2008
Jihad on you and your twin and your family. Infidel!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, January 29, 2009
your empire will be crushed and you and your family of dirty old dogs will perish into nothings
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Declared by Derish on Tuesday, May 19, 2009
oh my dear do I feel sorry for you! Its funny how your boyfriend says I was turning your "friends" away from you. What friends did you have in the first place? I find happiness in your misery. I hope you get eaten slowly by a sloth.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
You're a fucking psychotic bitch! Inventing stories to save yourself. I hope the earth opens up and swallows you whole. You're a fucking waste of air and space. DIE BITCH, DIE!!!
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Declared by Dr. B on Wednesday, August 22, 2012
I am Steven Coltart, the CEO of programmer.net and owner of many unmoderated forums such as Bad Harvest and Jihad on You.
A particular employee of mine, SaraAdmin, has been continually disrespecting me. She has posted several rants about me on this site and is disobeying the ADMINISTRATIVE CODE. As such,...
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Declared by SteveAdmin on Sunday, January 20, 2013
Radio personality Dennis Prager is a phony, because you can never get through to his official number: (877) 243-7776. This number is permanently busy 24/7. This proves Dennis Prager is a con artist phony.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 28, 2017
Go home already so he can shut up!
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Declared by Not so plain white T on Monday, October 8, 2007
What a foolish rapper. This short, whining, no rhyme rappin', beat stealin, unattractive, fool needs to cut out his kid thuggery ways and walk the plant to anonymity
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Declared by Kel on Monday, October 8, 2007
For feeding me poison squid and making me miss a night of celebration at Nobu. Damn you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
you self referential posers. just die already. you're not cool, you're not original, you're just a bunch of lemmings the rest of us are laughing at. DIEE I SAY!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
People that play music at the back of the bus.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Cause you touch yourself at night!
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Declared by Max on Monday, December 17, 2007