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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI think I'm falling for my boyfriends best friends
I don't think I'm bored in my relationship but he's not the only person I feel like i have my eye on. He is my first real relationship and I think I might be itching to know what other relationships are like. I also have this feeling that I want to spend...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 24, 2018
HOLY WAR IS ON!!! (jk, this site is funny though, stupid, but funny)
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Declared by Corey Conner on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare all holy hell on Tony Romo for all his fucking interceptions tonight!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
We need to eradicate them NOW!
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Declared by sex on Saturday, November 3, 2007
I declare jihad on Torres, for signing for a team he’s far too good for and in the process dragging them far higher than they deserve to be, thus upsetting the natural order of the universe.
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Declared by Wenger's son on Wednesday, April 9, 2008
U ARSEHOLES U LEAVE ME WITHOUT INTERNET AN TV FOR 2 DAYS AND WHEN IT DOES WORK IT ONLY WORKS FOR ABOUT 30 MINS OR IT IS AS SLOW AS DIAL UP LISTEN RICHARD BRANSON FUCK OFF U LITTLE NAZI BASTARD
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Because my grades currently suck and I want to declare jihad on something.
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Declared by Karen on Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Dearest mummy,
I'm sick and fuging tried of your bullcrap obbsession with searching for the slut my father is cheating on you with on myspace and making me search for her and spy on her as well....wasn't it you who said you wwouldn't give a damn if he did? SHUT UP AND MOVE ON ALREADY DAMMIT!!!...
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Declared by Dearest daughter on Sunday, November 22, 2009
Everytime I give you a bit of trust, you abuse it. Im tired of being the "nice" guy. Ive been involved with more people than I can count. Ive found 3 people worth giving my all to, all of which fucked it up due to some insecurity, or some issues. All three lied, deceived, and bitch when I have issues...
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Declared by pk on Monday, July 18, 2011
are quite stupid.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 24, 2010
I visit several internet forums in my free time. Smart people, fun to talk to. But what bugs the shit out of me are the grammaticaly challenged pieces of fuck that generally post dumb off topic horse shit that either ticks everyone off or offends people. The internet needs an IQ test that will keep duma...
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Declared by Dead Frontier Player on Monday, June 14, 2010
FUCK!!!! If waiting sucks so much, why do you make me wait.
FUCKERS LIKE YOU WHO RUN THIS SITE PISS ME OFF!!!
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Declared by Not a RapidPro User on Wednesday, October 13, 2010
you stole my idea.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
you're so right wing
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Declared by me on Saturday, August 23, 2014
For making the world a much more dangerous place to live.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
JIHAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!!!
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Declared by matt on Monday, October 8, 2007
Apple Computers
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
I read your blog and all I see are videos and pictures of your cat.
Then I read your IRC comments, and 90% of them are simply links to Icanhazcheeseburger.com.
Your feline fetish disgusts me. It's time for a jihad on your ass.
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Declared by Zinknation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
People that play music at the back of the bus.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
I need this tool, to use, thanks.
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Declared by vamco on Friday, November 9, 2007