Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThe hair, The bike, the 1% body fat. I've met women that have shaved less of their body! And comeon, a whiteboard IN YOUR BEDROOM?!?!
I declare holy war on you sir!
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Declared by JAKE on Friday, October 19, 2007
Saaaala U.P. ka hai, phir bhi isse B.C. ka matlab nahi pataaa
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Declared by Rakesh Juyal on Monday, October 15, 2007
In the name of Allah, the super duper great and his prophet..
I am to declare Jihad on the weather!! it brings rain to the infidels and sun to the Jews and evel Christian Teddy Bears. I, in the name of Allah the great say we should use our black gold(oil) to destroy the weather ones and for all.
Peace...
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Declared by Nice Abu-Muslim to Everyone Kareem on Friday, December 7, 2007
Son of B*tch man! It's like the F*cken universe justed wanted to test me this entire week. Not only do I have the typical BS in school to deal with but also stereotypes that have been crammed down my throat once again! Also one of my friends is pissing me off again! She's a great friend in the long run but...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 28, 2011
Are you hosting a TV show or a eye rolling contest? Is the show a display of dumb expressions, or a re-told crime drama?
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Declared by ID Watcher on Tuesday, April 8, 2014
You fucking psychopaths. May both of you live a miserable life, and die a prolonged, relentlessly agonizing death
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
Back in high school you were always the skinny one. All skin and bones...well, just bones. You were always the popular one weren't you? Well I've got news for you, buddy. I'm on the heroin, AIDS and bulimia program now. Watch it Skully, I'm comin' for your skinny ass!
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Declared by Fatty on Sunday, September 9, 2007
A different bicycle every other day, a different cell phone and every single one of them just a pile of junk you got from someone you know. Stop being so goddamn fickle. And sneaky. We're supposed to be friends.
You offer to share a joint, which is about the size of a thumbnail, and say that we can put...
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Declared by Adobo Fiend on Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Isn't it common knowledge that you stand on the right and walk on the left?
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 20, 2009
So I had this 'friend' who would always say she was either 'busy' or overloaded with work or family or something. Or if none of those excuses were feasible (because I knew her schedule), she would lie and say she was babysitting with no way out.
Here's my question: If you don't want to hang out with, why...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Boring!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 4, 2008
Hey Motherfucker. You talk bad behind a woman in a truck. Try that shit on me, face to face. You American Infidels eat shit anyway. Fucking pussy.
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Declared by Jihad Jackie on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
jesus chris WHY AM I LIKE THIS im a fatass whiny annoying stupid bitch. can i shut up ONCE amd not bother others with my own damn problems. fucking attention hungry dumbass.
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Declared by dumb on Wednesday, June 20, 2018
Shame on you Jesse for pretending to care about the people. All you care about is chicken parm and marijuana!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Yeah. Talk to me and find goss out like you did on that other site. LOL! I cant open up to people. I havent been letting people too close to me these days. Arms length. Pretty cool you found me here! Ooo....theres a uni library near where I live. I go there to study. One of the cafes at that uni make the...
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Declared by sdsdf on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Ryan Higa, AKA "NigaHiga," has been the most subscribed Youtuber for far too long!!! Most of his subscribers don't even watch his videos!!!
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Declared by The Book of HA on Thursday, June 3, 2010
Hey. Im kind of bored. If you were on that old site....please give me more goss. Especially about the people that are kind of new in my life. I dont need to know about old people from my undergrad that are long gone. But I would like to know about what the relatively new people in my life are talking about....
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Declared by fgsff srewrt on Friday, July 15, 2011
I have small boobies :(
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 11, 2011
He's going to leave your ass when he goes back to his country. I'm going to laugh in your face so much when that happens.
Can't wait to kick you when you're down for all the shit you put me through. Run in front of a damned bus.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 14, 2014
for bringing disappointment after disappointment.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 7, 2010