Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 31, 2012
to all people who walk seven abreast along London streets in rush hour - I jihad yo ass
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Declared by suds on Monday, October 8, 2007
Randy you are a worthless neighbor. For over two years you have been a real pain in the butt. So I am declaring Jihad on you until you move away.
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Declared by Steve on Monday, October 8, 2007
Sippy Cups,
You have defiled the true and organic name of Slick's Fantasy Football League. You robotic and algorithmic tendencies and impartiality have destroyed any vestige of honor that has blessed this Fantasy league institution.
On behalf of all 11 owners with financial support the the Inventor...
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Declared by Lone Wizards on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
To mrs c , fuck you and the rice bowl you crawed out of .wrking for you is a joke.just to let you know I am moving on to better places hope your business sinks like the titanic .
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 26, 2010
I am sick of seeing women who look like Jabba The Hut
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Yay. Is the internet troll back on this site?? Hi hi!! Hope you provide me with some juicy goss. Please respond to my emails. Hey and Raze, if you're on here....please talk on here. Id love to read your random stories.
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Declared by sdfsdfs on Sunday, July 10, 2011
why you poop on the carpet
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
This creepy-looking, flabby German guy was smirking and ridiculing me on the bus on Ventura Blvd. in Sherman Oaks, CA (within Los Angeles). I have no idea why. I was just quietly sitting there, and he mad mocking faces at me. At least I'm not flabby and out of shape. And he was setting a bad example for...
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Declared by anonymous lady on Wednesday, July 11, 2018
Infidel! I hope your colon explodes in a cocoon of horror!
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Declared by Chi Hi on Monday, October 8, 2007
You're an absolute ass. First you lecture me for weeks about how to act as though I were some fucking child, then you pigeonhole me into sitting around at your college for nine and a half hours because you can't be bothered to take a ten minute detour to pick me up afterwards. Enjoy the jihad, motherfucker.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Yeah especially when you tell someone something and they hop off the phone with you and hop right back on! Why so obsessed? I especially love when I come onto one of these sites and see subliminal messages after I've talked to a certain someone.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 14, 2011
You are a rickety poon weasel foetus
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Declared by An child on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
I declare a jihad on you!
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Declared by Teamboxlover42 on Friday, March 22, 2013
It has surpassed my expectations The standard of it was dirty. How could you do it. It was embarrasing on your part and really made you look stupid. Justice will be served
Inshallah
wallahi you will not get away with the crimes you have commited during ramzan
khuda hafiz
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Declared by ilada khan on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
My cock is disappointing, and so is yours! Too small in length, too thin in girth! A waste of time.
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Declared by Dick Koch on Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Somebody PLEASE explain to me, how the FUCK does one open these god damn things. I've just about peeled the skin on one of my hands doing so.
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Declared by You on Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Shame on you Jesse for pretending to care about the people. All you care about is chicken parm and marijuana!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
i place a jihad on connex trains as they suck!
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Declared by Commuter on Monday, October 29, 2007
There's no excuse for rude, verbally abusive behavior from retail sales staff. Yesterday morning, June 27, 2017, I stopped by Crossroads Trading Co. in Studio City, California (a community in Los Angeles) in order to sell them two pairs of shoes that were in good condition, and I was treated horribly. The...
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Declared by insulted customer on Wednesday, June 28, 2017