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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI don't expect any of you to read or rate my vent(big surprise as i'm always ignored), but I feel like if I vent on Twitter, I'm disturbing my followers peace. I just realized I think of people first instead of me...
You see, I hate being poor, or in other words, being a minor and not having money on my...
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Declared by WtfGIRL on Sunday, September 29, 2013
There are some.. guitar strings in front of you.. I guess you could eat those...
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Declared by negrodamous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
It has surpassed my expectations The standard of it was dirty. How could you do it. It was embarrasing on your part and really made you look stupid. Justice will be served
Inshallah
wallahi you will not get away with the crimes you have commited during ramzan
khuda hafiz
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Declared by ilada khan on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Every year, more than 30,000 people die of the regular flu. So swine flu really is no big deal. The only difference is that this flu is air born (spreads easier), but the media sure loves to milk it for all its worth.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
for having shite chat this eve.
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Declared by Fuckloaf. x on Tuesday, January 26, 2010
No, I don't want to come to your drinking party for some colleague with who I was on nodding-acquaintance terms at best. I would rather do something interesting or productive, but screw it, I'll come along and make everyone feel uncomfortable just because my day was going fine until you screwed it up by...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 18, 2011
If they aren't developing a site allowing humans to express their hatred they are dancing like drunk-ass strippers to Fleetwood Mac's greatest hits. All the while not playing with me.
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Declared by Heck, Yeah! on Sunday, September 9, 2007
I declare Jihad on you motherfucker. I am issuing a fatwah that declares you an enemy of society. --|--
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
In the name of Allah, the super duper great and his prophet..
I am to declare Jihad on the weather!! it brings rain to the infidels and sun to the Jews and evel Christian Teddy Bears. I, in the name of Allah the great say we should use our black gold(oil) to destroy the weather ones and for all.
Peace...
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Declared by Nice Abu-Muslim to Everyone Kareem on Friday, December 7, 2007
For being an infidel and forsaking your soul on the unholiest of safaris.
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Declared by JDSP III on Monday, June 25, 2012
Since you are such a sanctimonious jerkface promoting your own preferences at other people, including you fucking taste for music. There's one thing I can do to get back at you. I'll put up my New Wave collection... a genre you always hate... on high volume during the day when you plan to sleep after your...
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Declared by Mad but Glad on Wednesday, February 22, 2017
For not updating your website so that reading all of the jihads is easier - get to work you lazy asses!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
It was a good run but I have to square up after 15 years. I'm tired of you guy calling me to tempt me to act as a inebriated rebel teenager. I'm basically 30...Why don't you mothafuckaz chill the fuck out. Follow some of my positivity change or this softcore jihad will continue.
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Declared by New Man on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Lusinda Cloete ,I hope you suffer ,You are a leach who manipulates and talks crap about people, the most 2 face person in the world don't worry what goes around comes around
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, December 25, 2009
I tried to trust an attorney again and this woman promised me that she could win my back injury case and then she missed the hearing. And my ex-wife saw her at the bar making out with 3 guys. :( What a loser thanks Kelly J. Hilmes, Esquire
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Declared by Scott Petersen on Thursday, September 16, 2010
Yay. Is the internet troll back on this site?? Hi hi!! Hope you provide me with some juicy goss. Please respond to my emails. Hey and Raze, if you're on here....please talk on here. Id love to read your random stories.
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Declared by sdfsdfs on Sunday, July 10, 2011
I hate you. We have been roommates for over a year, and I have only heard you take a shower 3 times. YOU STINK, INFIDEL! You throw your sweaty clothes in the dryer like that's going to make them clean, but it just makes the dryer smell like your B.O.! You are stupid, lazy, ignorant, repulsive, and not to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2011
Putting aside the theme parks and the tourists, Orlando is one of the shittiest places I've ever lived. The people, the (lack of) culture, and the (lack of) good food! And could they have a decent gay club for crying out loud!
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Declared by Brian on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Franky has big balls and smells like manure. Therefore there should be a Jihad on him. Alah is great! Franky is filth!
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Declared by Holy One on Monday, October 8, 2007
It doesn't even have real members apart from clownies like Kizz, Yzaw Nfin, Choff and Thread!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 8, 2013