Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoSecularists have been responsible for all of the wars that have ever occurred in Europe.
They have included monarchs who, after hijacking the predominant religion of their subjects, have set out to increase the size of their territories and the glory of their secular reign.
Secularists have included...
Continue reading»
Declared by Simon Peter on Monday, October 8, 2007
Beware;
Judgment day is coming
In your faces bitches!
Continue reading»
Declared by holyoffender on Monday, February 16, 2009
i paid five bucks for my breakfast this morning, mostly because i wanted pancakes. standing one space behind you with ten pancakes left, i figured there'd be plenty. but no, apparently it takes exactly ten pancakes to feed your ninety pound sorority girl body. because of you, i had to downgrade to biscuits....
Continue reading»
Declared by derek on Monday, September 10, 2007
Fuck outta here! Obsessed ass people I swear. How tf do they find me?
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 20, 2011
why do they plague us?
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Let's face it - Monday's suck balls.
Monday - May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your pants...
Continue reading»
Declared by AJAG on Sunday, October 7, 2007
n00b
Continue reading»
Declared by Ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
You and your stupid bitch of a wife kept me up till 4 am with your domestic disputing! FUCK YOUR RELATIONSHIP, BREAK UP ALREADY! I heard the evidence that it's NOT working.
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2011
I wish someone would tell me exactly who is on that forum. I am convinced that there are alot more people on there than I think. Like I was facebook messaging with someone the other day i.e. Jos. He was like. If you ever need to vent, message me. My guess is.....: Jeh, Ro, Tre, Ke, Mic, Hen, Ela, Ell, Et,...
Continue reading»
Declared by wrerw on Saturday, July 9, 2011
For those idiots who try to misuse everything they find!
Continue reading»
Declared by Lukadium on Monday, October 8, 2007
Every year, more than 30,000 people die of the regular flu. So swine flu really is no big deal. The only difference is that this flu is air born (spreads easier), but the media sure loves to milk it for all its worth.
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Is it really so hard to fucking clear up after yourself for once?!? I feel sorry for any woman who has to live with you. You are a drain on everyone around you, being an inconvenience, a cost and an irritation without any forseeable gain. Get your arse together and do something worthwhile for once in your...
Continue reading»
Declared by Raeface on Tuesday, August 3, 2010
I declare a jihad on you, your dirty infidel. Die yankee scum!
Continue reading»
Declared by ryan on Saturday, January 15, 2011
Im going to get myself a cupcake today!
Continue reading»
Declared by twertwe on Saturday, July 16, 2011
I declare a fo'muckin' Jihad on mankind and society!! A nigga' can't get no job or shit, know what I'm sayin' nigga'!?
Continue reading»
Declared by OnePissedOffWhiteBoy. on Sunday, January 13, 2013
you are the biggest loser in the world..
You are two faced son of a bitch. You whine how your life is shit i fucking dont give a damn you never cared abt any one but your self.
you talk behind your best friends back pretty sure you said shit about me which probably arnt even true ..
you were my ex years...
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Agarra que é ladrão!
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 1, 2009
FAT BASTARD INTERNET GEEKS, WHO THINK THAT BY CONTROLLING AN INTERNET FORUM YOU ARE CONTROLLING YOUR SAD FUCKING LIFE!! YOUR NOT, GET REAL WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU LIVE ALONE IN A ONE ROOM APARTMENT AND THE LAST WOMAN YOU SAW NAKED WAS YOUR MOM!!!
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, February 14, 2011
Your character on Doctor Who sucks!
Continue reading»
Declared by Doctor Who on Friday, October 12, 2007
I dont know what's pissing me off but something is!
Continue reading»
Declared by sdfasd@sdfsdfs.com on Monday, July 18, 2011