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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
She just called and asked if she can come by and pick up her stuff. Should I have told her that I threw it all away the day she left? Probably.
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Declared by Damian on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Your phone call tonight didnt make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Maybe it was your fast squeaky ramblings about how "I totally dont like this one girl cuz she totally didnt talk as fast or as much as me. O-M-G!".. sure, blame it on the 2 cups of coffee you had 9 hours ago, or that every five minutes you...
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Declared by Jakob on Monday, October 1, 2007
Stop being such a cuntface! I know you don't dig me as a boyfriend and all but do you have make me feel like a shitbag by insulting me in class every goddamn day IN ADDITION to turning me down when I asked you out? How did I even like you? Go eat a bag of dicks you fucking slut! your stomach is a water well...
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Declared by Irate and Lonely on Monday, December 3, 2007
Anti Lovers
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Declared by Khan on Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Oh Sara,
How could you be so foolish. You loved him, you were together nearly a year and you slept with someone else. You betrayed his trust and broke both our hearts. He wont forgive you and will not have you now. You not only crapped on all of your plans and dreams, but you flushed them down the...
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Declared by Sara on Tuesday, April 22, 2008
"I'm not hiding anything... well,um, except that I DID contact that girl I had sex with a few weeks ago. BUT I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to freak out."
Hmmmm...so IF I DID freak out that you contacted her, then I can basically guarantee you will be sneaky AGAIN. And if I don't freak out...
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Declared by BiteThis on Saturday, October 6, 2007
How about anal sex ?
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Declared by Ben Remka al Jihadi on Friday, October 26, 2007
Thank you for the weekend.
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Declared by Evert on Monday, October 8, 2007
You suck dude. We had a great thing going and you blew it. I'm glad your wife left you.
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Declared by Your former girl on Thursday, December 6, 2007
ALALALALALLLLAALALLALALA
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Declared by Kevin on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
If you'd screwed me in the car on the abandoned hiway that night, not only would we still be together, but we'd both be much much happier. I would've made it worth it...infidel.
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Declared by me on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
What's it gonna be Kenpo or Jujitsu or Jiujitsu ?
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Declared by Greg on Monday, October 29, 2007
Your beautiful ass
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Declared by JR on Tuesday, November 6, 2007
This guy should be killed. He's gay. That says enough, doesn't it?
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Declared by Henk de Vries on Thursday, January 10, 2008
Why you gotta play with my emotions? "I like you or I don't like you... Next..."
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Declared by Give me a P on Sunday, October 7, 2007
me so mad mad that choo left me.
me so cry all day and all night.
me so jump out of the building.
me so end
me so sad.
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Declared by fraulein jar jarette on Monday, October 29, 2007
So tired and bored of shallow and stupid gay men, that are convinced that lifestyle has anything to do with who they decide to sleep with. Isn't it bad enough that as a gay man I've got a chance with less than 10% of the population to begin with? Now 90% of this 10% happen to be idiots. So bored of it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Having the perfect boyfriend. DANG YOU!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 29, 2007
STOP BANGING MY GIRLFRIEND!
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Declared by Danny on Monday, October 8, 2007