Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI am soooooo tired of you and your obsession to try to make me clean. why don't you clean yourself???!!!!!?!?!?! I hate you, i hate you, i hate you. and it is not that i don't like to clean, it is that i don't like you making me clean like i'm a fucking slave. go fuck yourself and leave me alone you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
How about anal sex ?
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Declared by Ben Remka al Jihadi on Friday, October 26, 2007
Dear ho bag, I hope you choke on a dick. You had so many dicks inside you while we were dating that I'm loathe to imagine how many you had before.
At least I know you're becoming a giant, fat ass bitch like your mother. Maybe an all-protein diet wasn't the way to go. Next time lay off the cock.
I...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 14, 2008
STOP BANGING MY GIRLFRIEND!
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Declared by Danny on Monday, October 8, 2007
I will slice you right now if you don't fucking talk to me today, I mean seriously its been 5 days, i don't want to burden you with emails but for fucks sake dude !
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Declared by Ariadne on Monday, July 21, 2014
i will kill you very soon
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Declared by surya on Sunday, December 16, 2007
jihad on you, you led me on for about a year, never made a move, and then stopped talking to me. go fuck the girl whose statuses you always like. im done.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 31, 2011
Jihad on the fat slut my husband is screwing. You manipulative, lying cow. Eight months pregnant to your husband (or someone) and still bonking someone else's man. You TOLD me you targeted my husband. What kind of ho bag ARE you? You wrecked our marriage, good on you, that's what you wanted. The best...
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Declared by Retribution on Thursday, March 13, 2008
To you goes the BIGGEST jihad! Stop trying to be a jew. It's really annoying. You don't have a "jew fro" no matter how much you try telling yourself that you do. Just because all of your friends got bat mitzfahed, doesn't mean that you can parade around like Larry David. Larry David is funny, you are not....
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Declared by Babe on Thursday, December 31, 2009
I hope you treat them as bad as you treat me. Hypocritical dick! I should have ended it the first time you hit me!
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Declared by MakaeylaZamora on Thursday, May 30, 2013
I tried too change you for more than one year, I did everything for you, I did anything you wanted me to do, I forgot my simple rights and you did never care abt me, always out of reach, always busy, always work, hey Mr Work; let me see what you gonna get after working and working for your whole life, you...
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Declared by ZeZez on Monday, October 8, 2007
i hate how one person says he feels happy to be with you then the next hes ver you ? why ? why cant he just see that i tired my best gave him another chance . but i cant do ant=ything now )))':
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 28, 2011
For not buying me a shiny D:
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Declared by Wee Sillyface on Thursday, December 9, 2010
Jihad on you and all your kind! I don't hate you because you're my ex, I hate you because you led me on and are still trying to even now you're with your new Little Miss Perfect! You tell me how you want to be back with me and you care so much when you're getting with her at the exact same time! You really...
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Declared by Honeybee on Friday, March 1, 2013
Shan,
How could you do it. I mean honestly. Did you think our friendship could survive you dating my exboyfriend. The guy I went out of my way to explain what he looked like, exactly where he lived, and his full legal name. I think you thought I was just stupid that I wouldn't see you both around our tiny...
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Declared by PJ on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I hate you! You took everything away from me! I can feel my heart breaking every time I look at you! I wish you had never come into my life you self righteous son of a bitch!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 24, 2011
Your a small,pathetic,unsatifying little man and I dont mean personality. You talk crap about me to my kids and your crack head of a girlfriend treats my kids like crap I know shes a druggie becouse of her many drug charges you suck!!
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Declared by mad as hell on Monday, May 24, 2010
Why the HELL do you think i would be ok with you coming up to me and you telling me TO MY FACE you stopped caring 3 months ago... AND you were dating one of my good friends WHILE WE were dating. AND THEN you expected me to be ok with us STILL dating. NO FREAKING WAY
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 3, 2015
For wanting bananas all throughout the day. I mean as if your mouth isn't tired from scarfing down all those bananas, but no - you entice it by having it one every hour. And then proceed to tie yourself up. I declare all holy fucking war on your banana loving ass!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
LOVE IT
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Declared by BOB on Friday, April 20, 2012