Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou're a dictator, a backstabber, and a batterer; leave me the "F" alone!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
For being a fucking liar
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 5, 2007
He makes amazing plans with me for his birthday weekend and the night before we leave he decides to inform me all his friends are gonna come over when we get there so they can celebrate and snort coke, but I'm welcome to hangout with his grandma while he gets fucked up in the basement
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 10, 2011
It's onnnnnn!
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Declared by me on Friday, October 5, 2007
Why you gotta play with my emotions? "I like you or I don't like you... Next..."
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Declared by Give me a P on Sunday, October 7, 2007
fuck u,u son of a bitch.How could u dump me u mother fucking asswhole.
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Declared by Hassan on Saturday, November 17, 2007
What in the hell are you thinking? This is not going to end well. If he doesn't know yet, he will. If he knows and doesn't care then why are you with him?
If you love me like you say you do then grow a pair and walk away from him. If you're trying to make it work like you say you are then grow a pair...
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Declared by The guy across the way on Wednesday, March 12, 2008
This bitch fucking pisses me off. For three months I've been chasing her, and all she gives is mixed signals. She refuses to say she likes me and be my gf yet she keeps going on dates with me. She is a fucking tease that is leading me on. My whole summer revolved around her and she is driving me into the...
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Declared by Shiv on Wednesday, September 2, 2009
You dumb shit...you really think I'd go fuck you step dad?! are you living in Days of our Lives or something? I WORK FOR THE FUCKEN MAN!! HIS LETTING ME RENT A FLAT FROM HIM!!! i dont shit where i eat. godanm retard!! FIY...your step dad is old ugly and, unlike you, I DONT GIVE A SHIT if he has money!! GROW...
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Declared by lilith on Tuesday, September 28, 2010
allaaahüüekbeeeer
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Declared by kakao on Thursday, October 11, 2007
For not buying me a shiny D:
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Declared by Wee Sillyface on Thursday, December 9, 2010
You're a terrible person! I know you still talk to her. She wanted to fuck you, literally told you "I want to fuck you" and you didn't tell me anything about her?
You hide things from your own girlfriend, the person you've been with for THREE YEARS. And you're going to fuck around with some fat little cunt...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 24, 2011
Jihad on you and all your kind! I don't hate you because you're my ex, I hate you because you led me on and are still trying to even now you're with your new Little Miss Perfect! You tell me how you want to be back with me and you care so much when you're getting with her at the exact same time! You really...
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Declared by Honeybee on Friday, March 1, 2013
Stop finding the loves of your lives after dating me -___- It's making me feel like shit about myself that I'm never worth it since you never come back for me. Fuck you both. Seriously.
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Declared by Pity Party Planner on Tuesday, June 19, 2012
I declare holy war against you, you treacherous fucking CUNT! You think you can just abandon me and turn everyone against as soon as some asswipe gives you a tiny bit of attention? And then you turn against me and say it's my fault? BITCH I PULLED ALL THE WEIGHT AND NOW YOUR ASSLICKING FINALLY PAYED OFF WITH...
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Declared by fuck off on Saturday, March 29, 2014
I put myself out there and you shut me down.
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Declared by Tuks on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
We dated for 2 years and then you dumped me because I was to clingy. You stupid cunt it was because we were lovers at that point and I'm sure anyone would do the same. Now you are dating my "friend" and being the stupidest, worst couple to hang out with. Despite thinking everything is going so great,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Dear ho bag, I hope you choke on a dick. You had so many dicks inside you while we were dating that I'm loathe to imagine how many you had before.
At least I know you're becoming a giant, fat ass bitch like your mother. Maybe an all-protein diet wasn't the way to go. Next time lay off the cock.
I...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 14, 2008
Go fuck yourself Jay, keep your hands off Irene and put your thumb up your asshole. You've already got a girlfriend, fuck off you fucking asshole!
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Declared by RR on Thursday, March 12, 2009
You are a fucking crazy bitch
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 27, 2009