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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou're a terrible person! I know you still talk to her. She wanted to fuck you, literally told you "I want to fuck you" and you didn't tell me anything about her?
You hide things from your own girlfriend, the person you've been with for THREE YEARS. And you're going to fuck around with some fat little cunt...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 24, 2011
Break up with her already! She's a total bitch, she insults you all the time, and she's not even hot! haven't you realized that we have all pretty much stopped talking to you just because of your relationship with this turkey necked bitch? its over dude. You can't go out to bars anymore because of her, and...
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Declared by Bros Before Hos on Saturday, March 1, 2008
No I won't come over for a fucking goodnight kiss when I can't even sleep over! Do you know how much gas costs!? You'd better-you're frickin' Middle Eastern! And furthermore, work was done at 6, soccer was done at 8, why the fuck are you calling me at 10?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 17, 2008
You suck. thank you for making me wait for the whole night for your call, worrying what you are doing. You don't even bother to even send me a text to let me know where you are going. You think i'm a fool? Well, F you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 18, 2011
Jihad on you! I am sick of your little kid ways. I know you Fu*king that hoodrat! You fu*king been lying to me all along! Bull*hit! You don't care so now I don't care! How you like being number 2 hood rat you will never be number 1 matter of fact your not even number 2 your not even second choice. NEVER!...
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Declared by That bitch you love to hate on on Sunday, July 10, 2011
I never asked for any form of romance. I never wanted love. There some people in this world that are'nt meant for love and I knew from the begining that I was one of them. But you convinced me otherwise and I was foolish enough to believe you. I let you raise my hopes so high and then I catch you with her!?...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 15, 2011
You rejected my chocolate rain stylings. Damn you.
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Declared by Vic on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad on full-grown QUIM
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Declared by ojjuror on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
May your dick fall off painfully and may you go broke, you piece of shit, deadbeat dad.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, February 25, 2008
You cheated me and tried to destroy me. I was kind to you
For that may you suffer 1000 papercuts!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 13, 2009
I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 20, 2009
I hate you for everything you made me go through. I hate myself even more for letting it get to me so much. But on top of all these, I think I'm glad for the way things turned out, and I'm hopeful for the way things are turning out, and I look forward to what might be coming my way in the future. So good...
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Declared by Blah on Sunday, March 9, 2008
Kudos to you BITCH for dating my ex now! Good luck trying to give better head than I do!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 20, 2012
For emailing your ex girlfriend, going to a bar every Sunday for a month without telling me, keeping a random hook-up's number in a cell phone you got after we started dating and constantly not telling me or straight out lying about a certain smoking recreation that you have.
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Declared by a on Thursday, February 7, 2008
Listen up, and listen good you good for nothing son of a man-whore. Leave her the fuck alone. Why don't you go find someone you're own age and leave her alone. She's only 13 and you want to fuck her already? Disgusting PIG! JIHAD ON YOU
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Declared by Mr. Anon on Sunday, February 21, 2010
Your so damn cute! But you'll never notice me!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 24, 2011
...who fail to appreciate my awesome self, leading to an utter lack of sex
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Declared by Frustrated Chump on Monday, October 8, 2007
OMG! Don't fucking marry Pooca you insolent queer. I bet you're gay! ARGH! why are you engaged? You don't want to be! GGRRRAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 17, 2007
Jaidin? wth he doesn't even like you so get over him, he and Ikanau are perfect
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Declared by BITCH#1 on Saturday, July 14, 2012
Why you gotta play with my emotions? "I like you or I don't like you... Next..."
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Declared by Give me a P on Sunday, October 7, 2007