Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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You want a long term intimate relationship without being serious while having someone else as a boyfriend? FUCK YOU!!
There's a degree to how illogical you can be bitch.
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Declared by MGA on Sunday, October 4, 2015
What's it gonna be Kenpo or Jujitsu or Jiujitsu ?
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Declared by Greg on Monday, October 29, 2007
Haley,
YOU are also THE BEST not girlfriend but fiancee that I could ever ask for. You may mess up sometimes and don't always express your feelings that well, but I love you and I know you love me too. You are right to say that I would do anything in the world for you, but you are wrong in putting...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 20, 2016
How dare you have a voice that sounds like a phone sex operator!
Quit being black!
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Declared by Your Information class on Monday, November 19, 2007
You are a school principal and an old, ugly one at that! You're having an affair with a mother at your school - half your age and pregnant - and preaching to me and everyone else about ethics and equity?
Where is the equity at home where your wife and little kid loved you (silly me) and believed your...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 20, 2008
she be so heavy she done brokeded my back. i ain't never givin yo momma a piggy back ride ever again.
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Declared by jamal on Sunday, September 9, 2007
So tired and bored of shallow and stupid gay men, that are convinced that lifestyle has anything to do with who they decide to sleep with. Isn't it bad enough that as a gay man I've got a chance with less than 10% of the population to begin with? Now 90% of this 10% happen to be idiots. So bored of it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I got dumped last week.
Apparantly the reason was that I love themtoo much.
I'm heartbroken. I'm thinking of suicide. Help.
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Declared by fidge on Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Hey man, what the HECK is your problem? I thought we were cool dude! You used to sit on my desk and give me peanuts and now that you're all out of nuts, you stare at me all day long with those "do me" eyes and you're constantly trying to force yourself on me. I DON'T WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU!! OK? Do...
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Declared by Jon on Thursday, October 11, 2007
I declare Jihad on you because you are a skanky bitch who needs to take a bath and stop fucking old men. Such a shame...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 28, 2009
It's onnnnnn!
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Declared by me on Friday, October 5, 2007
I think I'm falling for my boyfriends best friends
I don't think I'm bored in my relationship but he's not the only person I feel like i have my eye on. He is my first real relationship and I think I might be itching to know what other relationships are like. I also have this feeling that I want to spend...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 24, 2018
They are WAY to flipping young and immature to be getting married!! He's in debt and cheats on people, she's pompous and stuck-up thinking that HER wedding is the best ever.... WHAT-THE HELL-EVER!!!!
I'm glad we aren't together anymore.... he's an asshole who cheated on me, and she's a bitch who thinks...
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Declared by Single and loving it on Friday, July 4, 2008
Jeez, you're starting to piss me off now. I loved you so much although I wasn't with you, but still. You led me on by flirting w/ me 24/7 and showing ALL the signs that you liked me, and then next day, when some girl who broke up w/ her boyfriend, what? 3 days ago, starts dating you? WTF, kid. Jeez, honey....
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Declared by Chelsea on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
You're one arsehole. You show off arshole, you and Andria will never work out.
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Declared by Pom Grammar Queen on Thursday, August 2, 2012
Fuck you. I'm so glad I just broke it off with you. I've been thinking about it forever to save your fucking feelings you fucking asshole. I'm so sick of doing everything for you. Am I your mother? No. Cook your own fucking dinner sometimes. No wonder why you're so bloody fat. I have to pay for all...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, February 12, 2009
Fatih seni seviyorum ama sen bana yüz vermiyon. Allah seni kahretmesin!
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Declared by Baran on Sunday, October 12, 2008
me so mad mad that choo left me.
me so cry all day and all night.
me so jump out of the building.
me so end
me so sad.
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Declared by fraulein jar jarette on Monday, October 29, 2007
Jihad on you over protective parents! Not only is she a fucking adult, but we are engaged. Yet she has to fight with you to even see me let alone stay the night with me. Such freaking bull. Really, I want to see my girlfriend more then once a week without her having to fight with you the whole week before...
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Declared by Pissed Off Girlfriend on Saturday, August 6, 2011
Aqui eu tinha que escrever a minha jihad...
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Declared by Sigrid on Monday, October 8, 2007