Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhat is your problem dude? You had the opportunity to hang with an amazing guy, and you blew it by deciding to get fucked up drunk with your friends!
I hope your friends will keep you company in rehab...and I hope that you eventually figure out that you're nowhere near as good looking as you think you are.
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Declared by Marc on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Penis in
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Yeahr, fuck love!
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Declared by ZoR3o on Monday, October 22, 2007
JIHAD ON YOU! I loved you and now you have a boyfriend? Thanks for ruining my life.
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Declared by Crazy-Stalker-Chick on Friday, August 7, 2009
May your dick fall off painfully and may you go broke, you piece of shit, deadbeat dad.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, February 25, 2008
Why does my husband insist on being friends with idiots? I feel so alone whenever he is with his friends, because his friends are so fricken dumb, not the kind of people I would ever want to associate with! Today after work I came home and felt like I could barely talk to him about my day, the fact that it...
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Declared by Amanda on Thursday, February 7, 2013
YOU ARE SO FUCKED UP. INCONSIDERATE, HEARTLESS AND JUST DONT GIVE A SHIT HOW YOU MAKE OTHER PEOPLE FEEL. FUCK OFF FOR LIFE!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 9, 2014
stop pretending to be someone your not. No women. Your getting in something that is going to end bad. For you the blabbermouth If you tell someone else the things I have said there is going to be a big ass problem. You got it, if you don't you will eventually. This is mild you already know that.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 18, 2011
For being a fucking liar
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 5, 2007
We were really good friends and I wanted to take it further and you broke my heart and laughed in my face in front of your friends. No, we can't still be friends, asshole. You're ugly as shit, on the outside and, as it turns out, on the inside, too, so good luck finding someone else who's interested. You...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
The Soldiers of Allah (anti-Gay Regiment) Hath declared this Jihad upon thee for the following attrocities: Displaying ineracial and homosexual picsations and/or images on your computer screen so that they may be viewd by those are who are not gay in so that you might poison their minds as yours is...
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Declared by Nathan on Thursday, November 1, 2007
Break up with her already! She's a total bitch, she insults you all the time, and she's not even hot! haven't you realized that we have all pretty much stopped talking to you just because of your relationship with this turkey necked bitch? its over dude. You can't go out to bars anymore because of her, and...
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Declared by Bros Before Hos on Saturday, March 1, 2008
why don't u guys just marry each other....
get it over with.. ya punks
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I found out that you have finally shown your true colors, and all that admiration you gave me back in school were nothing but pretense. Just remember that I have been true to you all those years, I never flirt with anyone, never took up vices, all because that I love you and would go the distance for you....
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 5, 2014
I love him & idgaf if you think hes a jerk, stupid, a loser, or any of ur nonsense crap! i told you how i felt about him, and u friggin LAUGHED IN MY FACE about it. thank go in a few months i'll never see you fake, annoying beotches again! ...too bad i wont see *him* either. go girls, go sit in a hole 'till...
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Declared by Hurt on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007