Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Manny on Monday, June 16, 2014
Why the fuck you cant think logically and straignt for a second! I am tired of you OCD like management where my life and career is getting zero attention! I am tired of living life by your side, on your terms, you bitch with a wormy haemorrhoids ridden yr and a garage for cunt!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 4, 2017
JIHAD ON YOU
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Let me out!
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Declared by Katie Holmes on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
YOU HAVE GONE NUTS>>>
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Declared by Teri maa ki on Friday, March 25, 2016
How are you just going to leave "the love of your life" here without you? It hurts. It really sucks. Like I love you man. Why you gotta do this?
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, May 19, 2016
Fuck them all
Fucking bullshit
I'm sick of fucking life
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Declared by Fuck You on Friday, November 11, 2016
Your beautiful ass
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Declared by JR on Tuesday, November 6, 2007
IM MAD
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Declared by Sisterhater on Monday, June 29, 2015
US GIRLS DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX-LIFE WITH YOUR EX.
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Declared by Destiny on Saturday, May 14, 2016
Dear Gatekeeper, thank you for making me suffer all these years thinking
about you. I almost risked going the deep end recently, but I finally
convinced myself that you are just pretending to like me back in college.
You don't know the hell I have gone through just to work things out, that
one...
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Declared by Keymaster on Tuesday, August 12, 2014
I hope you rot in hell and then hell vultures eat you off and I hope they take all the time in the world when they do so. at that.
I just hope that you get a skunk on your face. And then rhinos should trample over your big head. And when you die, I hope you rot in hell and then hell vultures eat you off...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 22, 2017
We've been through a lot! We've hated and needed each other, or at least I thought so. I knew you'd never love me, but I grew attached anyway, despite your warning. I told you I loved you and your reaction was, "okay." I don't have it in me to stop with this, but I have to move on. You can't love me, you...
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Declared by Max on Thursday, May 3, 2018
You have made my life a living hell and you blame ME? What goes around, comes around. ED, yr ass wiper, your health, your job, your kid.....it's payback time. Carry on blaming me you perfect piece of shit. IDGAF. What you hate YOU created, not me. Go bully someone else you abusive animal. My time is NOW.
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Declared by The "Wrong" One on Friday, November 6, 2015
Suck my rectum bitch
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 1, 2013
Get your shit together and watch burn notice AND get ready for when i get back!
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Declared by ;) on Thursday, July 17, 2008
she wont give the man i love a chance. because she thinks being with him is ruining my life. all because hes in a wheelchair. i hate my mom!! i now have to live with my grandmother so i can be happy!
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Declared by UUUUUUURRRRRRGH!!! on Thursday, July 22, 2010
Fuck you, you fucking fuck. You treated me like shit, and then when you left me, your last words were "I'll miss you, but not the way you treated me" like I abused you! GO FUCK YOURSELF. After two years of dating, you wouldn't even fucking kiss me on the lips because you wanted to save your kiss for someone...
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Declared by Jay on Monday, April 27, 2015
May 1,000,000 camels infest your anus with fleas and rot your ability to ever have passive anal sex again in your life... Ever!!
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Declared by John on Thursday, February 25, 2016
Jihad on you, bitch! FUCK YOU, YOU CUM DUMPSTER, BLUE WAFFLE, ASS MUCUS, FUCK TOY, CLITTY LITTER, FIST FUCK, BEEF CURTAIN, QUEEN OF THE 50 YARD CUNT PUNT, FUCK PUPPET, NEED THE D,DOUCHE NOZZLE, HAIR PIE EATING, CUM GUZZLER, TIT WANK, KINKY HAM FLAP!!!
Fuck you, you stupid, fat, whiny piece of shit. Go dig...
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Declared by Zoe on Thursday, January 16, 2014