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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoMay the fleas of 1,000 camels infest all your orifices for lying to your friends about how I'm a stalker & you ended it years ago- when you were still seeing me.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 22, 2009
I got dumped last week.
Apparantly the reason was that I love themtoo much.
I'm heartbroken. I'm thinking of suicide. Help.
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Declared by fidge on Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Jihad on you, you selfish cunt. Your words are nothing but venom, poisoning my life and my heart. I breath funny, and you bitch. I cook you dinner, and you bitch that it wasn't served fast enough. You whine and complain, yet you don't realize that you're driving me away with your self-centered cunt-ness....
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Declared by Fed up. on Sunday, January 3, 2010
I wish I could meet you in person and beat the shit out of you for saying the horribly things you say to and about my girlfriend on Facebook. Unfortunately, all I could do was report you for harassment and block you. NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 20, 2011
To the lying fakest back sliding christian I know. You are really something else you claim you so righteous but then you out here spending your money tricking and using other people to get over. It is a shame that you are willing to lie on others to make you feel better about the your habits. You can use...
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Declared by Secret Lover on Tuesday, March 1, 2016
fuk u
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 22, 2012
Everytime I give you a bit of trust, you abuse it. Im tired of being the "nice" guy. Ive been involved with more people than I can count. Ive found 3 people worth giving my all to, all of which fucked it up due to some insecurity, or some issues. All three lied, deceived, and bitch when I have issues...
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Declared by pk on Monday, July 18, 2011
What was a supposed to do? He was so upset he no longer wanted to live ("I want to stay awake until I die.") Plus, you know, your argument was hella stupid. Okay? Sometimes you need to tell someone who's only friends with YOU. Talking to someone stuck in the middle is grounds for disaster, especially when...
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Declared by That bad motherfucker who you can't trust. on Monday, June 18, 2012
Stop acting like a five year old Cunt!!!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 13, 2013
Aqui eu tinha que escrever a minha jihad...
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Declared by Sigrid on Monday, October 8, 2007
jihad on you, all you do is fuck us girls over. we like you then you either use us for sex or 'don't want a relationship'. well go fucking die cause im turning lesbian.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 10, 2009
David does not love me like I love Camels. I CLAIM JIHAD ON THIS AMERICAN PIG DOG INFIDEL
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
I think I'm falling for my boyfriends best friends
I don't think I'm bored in my relationship but he's not the only person I feel like i have my eye on. He is my first real relationship and I think I might be itching to know what other relationships are like. I also have this feeling that I want to spend...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 24, 2018
god dammit kyle. i put a jihad on you.
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Declared by dirhka dirhka mohammed jihad on Friday, April 24, 2009
You know what you did...
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Declared by Jesus on Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Karma is not only going to kick your ass but is going to murder you H.H. Holmes style.
I went through, Hell, purgatory and the bowels of war for you and this is what I get? Thank you for showing me how once again, compassion, love and caring is never the answer.
One day, when you are least expecting...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 14, 2014
So today I had coffee with me & I was gonna take the bus. So when I got on I asked the bus driver " if I ask you if you can put my drink in your cup holder, will you do it??" And he says "I don't have a cup holder. I just have one for my water." And I was "oh... Ok" and he says "yeah... What? You can't hold...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, September 5, 2015
You fucking bitch. I tried so hard, waking up at the ass Crack of dawn to do my makeup and shit, and you come prancing by, and with a finger snap he likes you. What. The. HELL. and the boy, your a real douchbag. Fucking crusty ass can take it up the ass. Jokes on you, you just got jihad bitches. Have fun in...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 3, 2015
Fuck you
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Declared by You wish you knew on Monday, September 22, 2014
Fuck you. I'm so glad I just broke it off with you. I've been thinking about it forever to save your fucking feelings you fucking asshole. I'm so sick of doing everything for you. Am I your mother? No. Cook your own fucking dinner sometimes. No wonder why you're so bloody fat. I have to pay for all...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, February 12, 2009