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Declared by Marlene Laurence on Sunday, July 8, 2018
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Declared by Dhor on Sunday, May 19, 2013
You invade the privacy of every human being on the planet daily. You have worked hard to keep your operations secret. But now we know what you are doing, and we shall not tolerate it. We shall use the full force of the law to bring you to your knees. The Holy War on the NSA continues!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 31, 2017
You damn plant! I hate you and your leafy fiber-iosity. Your roughage sloughs polyps from my colon but your bitter taste leaves my stomach a-churning. The fattiest ranch or zestiest italian can't mask your magnificent musk, and I puke thinking of you.
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Declared by Ethel on Monday, October 8, 2007
Horrible Mexicans on the L.A. Metro Redline station cruelly abusing a white lady who hadn’t done anything wrong. So typical of Mexican garbage to bully and harass white ladies. Jail time is what sexually arouses Mexican losers who harass white ladies.
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Declared by Anon. on Sunday, October 4, 2015
A JIhad on you Kyle Pfeiffer - You Thief!. I hope you die from another abscess on your ass. Fuck yourself.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, March 19, 2018
why? BC i can!!
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Declared by NissoMan on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
JIHAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER FOR EXISTING!!! BURN IN HELL BASTARD !!!! MAY YOUR INTESTINES BE SCORCHED WITH HCL!! FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!
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Declared by fucked up on Friday, July 29, 2016
Fuck everything and everyone.
The only thing which could make me happy right now is watching this world's destruction.
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Declared by Y.R on Tuesday, November 8, 2016
A Jihad on you Tom Southee. You lazy, prat tosser!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 22, 2018
I don't always hate you
I hate that you are so big and round and as I am told spherical
I hate the people in you that tell me I must always have money
I hate money in a way
It keeps me from the people I want to be nearest to
You keep me from the one I hope to love
Why must you be so big
4000 miles is...
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Declared by PJ on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Just moved here from New York. So far all I have done is get expensive yogurt at Pinkberry. get stuck in traffic, and get stuck in traffic trying to get to Pinkberry. There are no good bars, no good restaurants, and no good people. What was I thinking -- this town blows.
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Declared by ML on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
It's hilarious, but you must be stopped. No-one likes the color orange anyway.
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Declared by Craig Childs on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
We will declare war on every nation in the planet until they agree we are the only nation eligible to have a nuclear bomb. Peace
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Declared by Malvin on Monday, October 8, 2007
You always delete our trucks! You can't accept that you are just jaloux! JIHAD ON YOU TRUCKERBENNY-A from lastbilgalleri.dk!!!
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Declared by Bazoom-jihadder37 on Friday, May 24, 2013
Stop this madness now! words cannot begin to explain the rage and sorrow i feel towards this 'movement of insanely stupid ignorant and dangerous excuses for human beings'
Leave my planet alone in whatever name you see fit. lowlife scum. bastard sons of filthy rabies dogs.
Ridiculous unevolved creaturs....
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Declared by decraux on Wednesday, May 27, 2009
jihad on you you cunt give us some good weather in britain instead of pouring that cr*p water on us and when you do give us some good weather you go and piss it up again by making hail later
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 15, 2009
They won’t even breed to save themselves. The damn things are not fit to live in the 20th century, let alone the 21st century. Let them die. It’s survival of the fittest, or at least elimination of the lamest.
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Declared by Die Pandas Die! on Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Go fuck yoursefl!
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Declared by un trecator on Sunday, August 15, 2010
FC Porto: Leaked Phone Taps Proof in Major Corruption Scandal
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, January 21, 2010