Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou fuckin whore! Stop sucking every dudes Dick!!! They really don't want to duck your feet! Yes, feet! NO ONE wants to puck your ugly pass feet!!! You are the worst friend in the world!!!! And you are a horrific mother!!! Who the duck leaves their kid every single night of the week just so she can go out...
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Declared by Sick of Nita F on Wednesday, October 1, 2014
Stop this madness now! words cannot begin to explain the rage and sorrow i feel towards this 'movement of insanely stupid ignorant and dangerous excuses for human beings'
Leave my planet alone in whatever name you see fit. lowlife scum. bastard sons of filthy rabies dogs.
Ridiculous unevolved creaturs....
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Declared by decraux on Wednesday, May 27, 2009
jihad on you you cunt give us some good weather in britain instead of pouring that cr*p water on us and when you do give us some good weather you go and piss it up again by making hail later
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Jihad taha is getting mad when i call him!!!
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Declared by Jihadtahalover42 on Tuesday, June 4, 2013
All glory and praise to the brunettes, proven time and time again to be genetically superior.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 25, 2009
I am delcaring a Jihad on the people who took Myra's CP and Wallet
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 25, 2008
Contrary to your opinion Czech republic is not situated in Germany or Switzerland.
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Declared by Abdul Hassan on Saturday, November 3, 2007
I don't always hate you
I hate that you are so big and round and as I am told spherical
I hate the people in you that tell me I must always have money
I hate money in a way
It keeps me from the people I want to be nearest to
You keep me from the one I hope to love
Why must you be so big
4000 miles is...
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Declared by PJ on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
WHY
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Boredom
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 21, 2017
I make fun of Canadians with my friends, but I secretly think they're cool.
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Declared by Alex on Saturday, November 3, 2007
Drunks are the biggest infidels there are. With nothing else to find to do with their sorry little lives they drink themselves stupid and with their loud voices tell everyone what they think is wrong with everything. Sober up you sluts and stop finding fault with everyone else and fix your own selves before...
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Declared by Annie on Thursday, December 20, 2012
You are going to die.
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Declared by miss vixy on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
life sucks.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
May your waters be muddied, your forests destroyed and your humans be stupid forever. If you don't like that, then don't make it so damn cold in Australia in July each year!
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Declared by Hu Man on Sunday, July 10, 2016
When the Nobel Institute gave the prize to Yasser Arafat and others I had to roll my eyes as their 'efforts towards peace' were pretty laughable, but at least it was about peace.
Last year it was microcredit, worthy of an award, but nothing to do with peace.
Now it's Al Gore and a nameless panel on...
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Declared by Alf on Friday, October 12, 2007
what you need to know about barack obama is all here:
http://make-informed-decisions.blogspot.com/
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Declared by marcus on Tuesday, July 15, 2008
YALL DUMB FUCKS NEED TO GROW UP!! THE WORLD DOESNT REVOLVE AROUND YOU OH MY GOD
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 16, 2018
We need to eradicate them NOW!
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Declared by sex on Saturday, November 3, 2007
A jihad on the human race. One day my people will arrive and ass rape your politicians on the white house lawn.
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Declared by A B C on Friday, October 29, 2010