I declare Jihad on all pickpockets and thieves especially SM Makati Ayala Center Makati
Declared by pissedoff! on Thursday, September 25, 2008
Thanks for fucking up, BITCH!!!
And thanks for the recession too....
Hope u have a nice time with ur jew buddies in hell....
Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009
i declare jihad on your lil' yellow frnd!!!!!!!!!
Declared by bombaza on Wednesday, August 12, 2009
I'll kill you.
Declared by Aju on Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Fuck the media!! They ruin peoples lives!!! they can trip over a fucking pebble
Declared by mofo37 on Monday, August 3, 2009
To the asshole giving us the burning sun, may the devil himself shove your head up your ass while your cock is slammed with a huge sledge hammer and roasted with that stupid fireball in the sky at 1000*C.
Declared by Dr. Ivana Kutckakokoff on Saturday, December 26, 2009
I don't always hate you
I hate that you are so big and round and as I am told spherical
I hate the people in you that tell me I must always have money
I hate money in a way
It keeps me from the people I want to be nearest to
You keep me from the one I hope to love
Why must you be so big
4000 miles is...
Declared by PJ on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
The flying spaghetti monster is a lie. Linguini rules!
Declared by Bradilio on Sunday, October 14, 2007
Jihad on you, you murdering banana slammer!!!!
Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 7, 2011
You're SD #2
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You have plotted jihad many, many times around this world. At the Virgin Lounge in London Airport. In Berlin. In Southeast Asia.
Jihad is your name.
Declared by Agent Longden on Monday, October 8, 2007
OK, we've had it, we've tolerated enough stupidity already.
It is time to remove all safety labels, all safeguards, all barriers and all caution warnings off everything. We declare Jihad on every stupid person on this planet, and may Our Lady of Discord sort THEM all out.
Declared by Apoplexia Complexis Befuddle on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I like the good things in life but the good thing in life are hard to find, so now I have to find my new good thing that will do my work. You don’t actually expect for me to work, I might break a nail.
Declared by Your one and only ZigZag on Monday, October 15, 2007
FUCK THE POLICE!!
Declared by Fuck Bush Too on Monday, October 8, 2007
Infidel! Jihad is upon you!! May you be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels! God-willing. Enchilada.
Declared by Muhamedhomo on Monday, October 8, 2007
One million Jihads to you and your family! KAHSHEEE! Kabul!!!!! Nainanajah!
Declared by Kabul on Thursday, June 9, 2011
I hope everyone Bull in jail from the lostest scumbag to the biggest badass gang banger rapes you up your perverted sorry old ass for the rest of your life! Karma is a bitch ain't? The punishment fits the crime you pedophile bastard! JIHAD ON YOU, BITCH!
Declared by PedoKiller on Saturday, August 11, 2012
Why can't they start sucking in July? I mean how distressing is it to watch them play well through September, and then systematically fold in October? My expectations constantly get set too high by this team. Why can't they simply suck all the time? Stop breaking our hearts, lose all the time, not just...
Declared by Cubs Fan on Monday, October 8, 2007
Since we are soon only gonna be able to feed about 2 billion people (peak oil => less fertilizers => agricultural productivity going down the drain). I propose a Jihad on everybody who is just plain useles and has contributed to the desaster by: ignorance, denial, hatred, religious belief, cynism.
Declared by Who cares on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
U r an asshole
Declared by Pramod on Monday, November 28, 2011