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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou have been an unbeliever. The infidels shall have to DIE!!!!
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Declared by zera on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Stop suicide bombing
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Declared by Chris on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
In the name of Allah the Almighty Creator of the World I declare jihad on YOU. Yes, you've heard right, on YOU. May Allah crush you and may you be required to exists without paper towels from eternity to eternity. Inshallah
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Declared by kauder.welsch on Monday, October 29, 2007
Is it really still necessary.. !sigh,groaning,
Its 2009, Evolve allready!
"USB oxygen?" pleease
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Declared by lazyBitch 2000 on Saturday, March 21, 2009
crappy world, so global and lazy
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Declared by rgerg on Monday, March 8, 2010
Nigger. 8========D ~~~ your face, JEW!
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Declared by 8======D on Thursday, December 12, 2013
This guy or "KUT!" shouldn't be alive!
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Declared by Some guy with pants down on Thursday, November 15, 2007
Damn you, you selfish son of a bitch! I have to go to a library that's just 5 damn minutes away from our field station, but I can't get dropped off because you are fucking one of their volunteers as I fucking type this!! You rode her last night, fine! It didn't interfere with my schedule, but damn it man!...
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Declared by Pissed off! on Tuesday, July 3, 2012
You fecking shit! I can't live without you and I can't live with you. This headache you are causing me when I am out of you, is bloody insane. Damn you!
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Declared by Jeppe on Sunday, October 7, 2007
BANG BANG KILL KILL. Ich bin very smart. Damn good job all of me's. Operation Plane Stupid is in very effective, is in effect. Hail Hisajekillyahweh. 9/11 getz me wet.
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Declared by Ice Cream bitch Neat nigger on Monday, December 9, 2013
I hereby declare that all the kurdish terrorists in the world must be eradicated! Those sodomized kurdish people have been attacking on Turkey for over 25 years killing almost 30.000 innocents! They killed us 30.000 times but the rest of the world do still support them and call them as "freedomfighters" and...
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Declared by whocares on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
made my week absolute HELL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Sort my life out! Live for today and stop fucking worrying! A man who never never mistakes makes nothing.
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Declared by That James person on Friday, March 1, 2013
why do some people get so much while others have nothing?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
You took my f*ing kidney! >(
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Declared by Charlie on Monday, December 10, 2007
A jihad on the human race. One day my people will arrive and ass rape your politicians on the white house lawn.
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Declared by A B C on Friday, October 29, 2010
Since we are soon only gonna be able to feed about 2 billion people (peak oil => less fertilizers => agricultural productivity going down the drain). I propose a Jihad on everybody who is just plain useles and has contributed to the desaster by: ignorance, denial, hatred, religious belief, cynism.
Once...
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Declared by Who cares on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
The flying spaghetti monster is a lie. Linguini rules!
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Declared by Bradilio on Sunday, October 14, 2007
You suck! Stand up and be counted you fkn SHEEP! And, for God Sakes quit procreating!!!
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Declared by Major Majority on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
You are all losers and part of a dying race. And I'm a White Girl saying that. SO FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING RACIST FUCKS!
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Declared by ToughChick on Saturday, May 26, 2012