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Declared by ojjuror on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Why is Kismat not favoring me?
Why do I have to struggle for everything...?
Why does everybody else get things with less effort?
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Declared by Shyamali on Sunday, December 23, 2007
It's obvious you have lived near your mother's bra, sucking on tit all your life. Grow up! It might not be the perfect country, but it damn sure is the best (until Hillary and Barack destroy it with socialist liberalism, liberal taxation, social passivism and social tolerance for every warped mind that...
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Declared by Man from U.N.C.L.E. on Thursday, January 10, 2008
POMIS... wtf is up with your students?!?!? they all got their heads up their arses. wtf??????? get your fushit together
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Declared by Angry Outsider on Saturday, July 14, 2012
you are bald
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Declared by Scott on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Weather! Every godforsaken day weather. Sunny, cloudy, rainy & stormy weather. Hurricanes, tornados, taifuns. Monsoon. But no one day any of this bloody weather. And did we vote to have it? You? Me? All the other morons that pollute this sorry excuse for a planet? This has to stop - JUST SAY NO
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Declared by ho-ho-up-we-blow on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I jihad on you, Erik! If you weren't already impotent, I'd wish that on you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 25, 2009
for coming up with stupid suggestions on Globe branding.
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Declared by Ibrahim Khan on Friday, March 26, 2010
Is a stupid dunce.
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Declared by . on Tuesday, April 17, 2012
I FUCKING HATE GAY EMOS AND I WISH THEY WERE ALL DEAD.
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Declared by ilya on Sunday, October 7, 2007
The G-d of Israel watches over the people and land of Israel like the pupil of his eye! See! The Guardian of Israel never sleeps nor slumbers!!!! Repent!!! Now!!!!!
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Declared by 12 sons of Jacob on Monday, October 29, 2007
Bring back the Simpsons, you fuckers! OMG I can't believe you canceled the Simpsons just to show Friends!!! I don't even like that fucking show.
BRING BACK THE SIMPSONS!!!
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Declared by Simpsons Watcher on Wednesday, February 6, 2008
I DECLARE A JIHAD ON YOU AND YOURS! DIE FOR THE GLORY OF ALLAH!
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Declared by Aziz-Makbar Muhammad Jihad on Friday, November 7, 2008
DEBBIE is a fucking stupid tosser.
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Declared by ............ on Monday, April 18, 2011
because I can!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Declared by Scarlett O'Howard on Monday, September 10, 2007
I hate you!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hate you motherfuckers!
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Declared by me on Monday, October 22, 2007
Jihad on Australian ISP's. You provide horrid plans with horrid speed. Jihad on you (especially optus) for creating bullshit plans. 20gb for $99 a month? get fucked
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
This is only to let you know that when you shot an innocent human being whom you do not know but only because a fucken bastard told you to do it your are an animal who is working in the American troops in Iraq who does not deserve to live anymore..but after you know that your stupid president is an...
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Declared by A human being has a mind on Sunday, September 21, 2008