Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoA friend asked me how I deal with my mil, who everyone can see does not like me or acknowledge me.
She has never really treated me like family, and at best tolerates me. She is not involved in my childrens lives at all, NEVER has been.
I used to be offended sometimes even hurt by her behavior. I took it...
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 29, 2011
YOU WORTHLESS, INBRED, DUMBASS, ANNOYING TRUCK DRIVING PIECE OF SHIT! YOU HAVE RUINED SO MUCH OF MY LIFE IT'S NOT EVEN A CLICHE TO SAY IT! I'M A GLAD YOU WENT TO JAIL AND SURE I MAY HAVE FORGIVEN YOU BU TYOU ARE STILL A WORTHLESS ASSHOLE! I HAVE LEARNING AND BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF YOU! I FUCKING HATE...
Continue reading»
Declared by PissedOff@Dad on Monday, May 7, 2012
Trying to force me to love you after you turned my life into a living hell isn't going to work. Neither is telling me that I'm not really angry at you and that you know how I feel more than I do. Also, lying to me the first time you see me in months after I've told you you need to work if you want me to...
Continue reading»
Declared by Oh sorry I forgot I'm just a dumb bitch on Sunday, July 29, 2012
Jihad on you Mofo!!!
I dont understand why you gave birth to me ?
I am your daughter , you should not be looking at me in the wrong places....fuck you !!! Asshole .. mother fucking asshole....dick sucker...disgusting bitch....jihad on your wretched fucking eyes that hover on me in a dirty way all the...
Continue reading»
Declared by cryingoutloud on Saturday, October 6, 2012
I call jihad on you only because you have declared it on all of us. Weren't able to go revel in the hole in the ground at Ground Zero, were you, candyass?
You think I don't know you plan to nuke my ass here in D.C. just as soon as you have one working that you can smuggle in? Well F*** you and the camel...
Continue reading»
Declared by Mighty Mighty G-Man on Monday, September 24, 2007
Just stop shitting in your pants already and maybe I'll buy you that goddamn Buzz Lightyear. And if you don't want to take a bath, then I guess you won't go to the park and get so goddamn dirty anymore. To think, in 12 years, you'll be putting a Jihad on me. Well, bucko, when I'm shitting myself in a home,...
Continue reading»
Declared by NotTheMomma on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Walkers Shortbread huh? Wankers Shortbread more like. Piss poor working conditions, pay and the people there absolutely suck.
So here is my Jihad for today, it definitely goes to that lot at Walkers for having shite for brains
Continue reading»
Declared by Les on Monday, October 8, 2007
You're a dictator, a backstabber, and a batterer; leave me the "F" alone!
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Hey asshole. Get off your ass and get a real job. Why scratch with the chickens, when you can soar with the eagles.
Continue reading»
Declared by GHB on Sunday, September 14, 2008
you are not FUCKING straight edge or hardcore cough cough cough
Continue reading»
Declared by MR X on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
For having the most inconveniently designed bus timetable I have ever encountered, and for axing certain routes IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY!!!
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
To all Weazley know-it-all Bitches be informed that a holy war is now upon you. Next time you are about to speak, take a second and let your brain process what is about to come out of your fucking mouth. Ask yourself... am I an asshole.
Continue reading»
Declared by A Fire Inside on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm sorry but after the non stop week, I must declare a jihad on you, Mexican infidel.
Continue reading»
Declared by Colin on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
To all those people who eat loudly and with their mouths open - please please will you stop. It's revolting and I can sometimes see what you're eating let alone the fact that I am deafened by the squelching and slurping, chewing gum like a cow - stop it!
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I am declaring jihad on motorola for making such crappy phones like the RAZR which has absolutely no support for JSR 135.
Continue reading»
Declared by Steve on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Hokm e Jahad Aleihe Vahid khan e Nazemi!
Continue reading»
Declared by David on Monday, December 17, 2007
Hey assholes, been kissing Obama's ass again? Who ya sucking on now? All of you are a lot of shit eating lowdown, communist sympathizers. Still kissing ass just to keep your lowlife jobs. keep up the good work and keep eating shit.
Continue reading»
Declared by jodie on Tuesday, October 7, 2008
I hear all of the stupid shit heads out there saying that going to a school that is not a state school is a waste of time and will ruin your life. A degree is a degree and I'm gonna get a job anyway so leave me the fuck alone you lame ass future cubical prairie dogs.
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 20, 2009
I declare jihad on Political Correctness, if it's legal, I'll do it! I say midjet, I say Founding Fathers(not Framers), I say black people, I say Asians, I say whatever I want! Leave me alone!
Continue reading»
Declared by Jeff on Wednesday, July 15, 2009
There's no excuse for rude, verbally abusive behavior from retail sales staff. Yesterday morning, June 27, 2017, I stopped by Crossroads Trading Co. in Studio City, California (a community in Los Angeles) in order to sell them two pairs of shoes that were in good condition, and I was treated horribly. The...
Continue reading»
Declared by insulted customer on Wednesday, June 28, 2017