Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by wanting to know on Monday, November 12, 2012
your mind is thinking wrong.
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Declared by aLJar3d on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
saaale bahut bolta hai tu....
isliye jihad karta hoon tere against
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Declared by rakesh on Monday, October 15, 2007
Why is Kismat not favoring me?
Why do I have to struggle for everything...?
Why does everybody else get things with less effort?
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Declared by Shyamali on Sunday, December 23, 2007
Hey assholes, been kissing Obama's ass again? Who ya sucking on now? All of you are a lot of shit eating lowdown, communist sympathizers. Still kissing ass just to keep your lowlife jobs. keep up the good work and keep eating shit.
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Declared by jodie on Tuesday, October 7, 2008
This is only to let you know that when you shot an innocent human being whom you do not know but only because a fucken bastard told you to do it your are an animal who is working in the American troops in Iraq who does not deserve to live anymore..but after you know that your stupid president is an...
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Declared by A human being has a mind on Sunday, September 21, 2008
Bam Roasted
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Declared by Meg on Thursday, May 7, 2009
Celebrities are stupid, uneducated, and immoral. They are not my role models. Only stupid people think they are and are incredibly pathetic. Go worship a cock statue. It will give you just as much pleasure.
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Declared by betterthanyou on Monday, November 30, 2009
I am having a really hard time trying to understand this subject.
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Declared by Clare on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
My mom told me to clean my room yesterday. Okay, Mom, I can’t today because I have a shit’s worth of homework. I’ll do it tomorrow. Fine, tomorrow, she says. I come home today with a shit’s worth and a half of homework and my room is stormed. My mom thought it would help me the fuck along if she just...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 16, 2010
its your own face, if you dont like it TOO BAD
i hate it when you go through pictures, share them so people can feel nostalgic and you get those pricks who go "ohh delete it i look shit"
well, I HOPE THE DEVIL TAKES THE UGLIEST PICTURE OF YOU AND UPLOADS IT TO THE HELL NETWORKING SITE,
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 24, 2011
Let's get over it already. It's not funny anymore. If I have to see one more cat staring at a computer screen and saying something stupid and easy about WoW, I might have to remove myself from the internet altogether. You can NOT has cheezburger!
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Declared by Evan on Saturday, September 15, 2007
Those guys are pussies! We can't have that!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Durka Durka Durka ... Muhummad ... Jihad!
This is for Fat Tony, and he deserves a Jihad due to his lack of "Fat" and his name not even remotly being Tony...
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Declared by MH... on Monday, October 8, 2007
Because!
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Declared by Vincent on Monday, October 8, 2007
Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed...
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Declared by Alfredo bermudez on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Jihad on full-grown QUIM
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Declared by ojjuror on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Dutch minister of justice Hirsch Ballin. In Holland it will become illegal to express yourself if religious people might take offense. Former minister Donner already was playing with the thought when Theo van Gogh was killed by an extremist..
Hirsch Ballin, this jihad is for you. Just a joke, however I am...
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Declared by Wim Hijtinga on Saturday, October 13, 2007
Why the hell do you have to suck so much and make me waste countless hours making things look right. Also declare war on all IE users..please live in the 21st century and get a better browser!
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Declared by Bman on Sunday, November 11, 2007
For going to Boga lake without me!
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Declared by anik on Thursday, January 3, 2008