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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFor the inapproprite drinking of softdrink in violation of ones dieting religion.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Stop wallowing in self-pity induced self-righteous anger and hatred for one second and LOOK at what you are doing to your children! Your overwhelming need to have everyone on earth feel sorry for your struggles is screwing up those poor boys.
"Look at me! My children have ISSUES. Ok... granted, I CAUSED...
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Declared by Defender of your wonderful, fabulous boys on Friday, January 3, 2014
Who do they think they are, acting all noble and self sacrificing in the face of extreme adversity? How do they think this reflects on us regular, self-centered lazy guys? Stop it already! Grab a beer, relax and sit on the couch already!
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Declared by Dave on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Fuckers
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
All the fuckwit motorists who have reaction times measurable in minutes and a five degree field of view while driving. Manslaughter is still a long jail time you fucking retards, so get some fucking situational awareness.
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Declared by every competent driver and cyclist on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare Holy War on Úriel for endlessly spamming me with Facebook App invites, endlessly taking pictures at parties to post on Facebook, and generally starting the Facebook spam regime! Die, infidel!
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Declared by Tonio on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hate the interface, hate the navigation and hate the damn ads... Wost email ever.
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Declared by Fuscienne on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
You guys call yourselves Internet Service Providers, you guys are a bunch of dumb shits! Your service sucks, it doesn't work even HALF the time and its slow as hell!
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Declared by Bell Hater on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Messin with my paper!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, December 24, 2007
You're a terrible person! I know you still talk to her. She wanted to fuck you, literally told you "I want to fuck you" and you didn't tell me anything about her?
You hide things from your own girlfriend, the person you've been with for THREE YEARS. And you're going to fuck around with some fat little cunt...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 24, 2011
Declaro la guerra contra la procrastinación porque me está volviendo loco el no tener ganas de hacer nada, de hecho, tengo que dejar esta jihad para más rato porque tengo que hacer otra cosa
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
ALALALALLALA
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Jihad on Australian ISP's. You provide horrid plans with horrid speed. Jihad on you (especially optus) for creating bullshit plans. 20gb for $99 a month? get fucked
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
You suck, dudes. You suck bigtime. Your fucking bloated software crashed my system. Your software is loaded with adware. And finally, I have to pay for this shit. Stick it up your ass, PopCap.
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Declared by unhappy gamer on Sunday, January 13, 2008
2 Thessalonians 3:11
For we hear that there are some which walk among you disorderly, working not at all, but are BUSYBODIES.
Deuteronomy 19:16
If a false witness rise up against any man to testify against him [that which is] WRONG
Judges 11:27
Wherefore I have not sinned against thee,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 24, 2011
You continue to lie to me and don't give a shit about it!!! I will NEVER EVER help your sorry arse again!!! You can go F*** yourself!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 27, 2011
For opening a container clearly marked "human remains" stirring them with her finger and spilling the ashes of a mans grandfather then laughing about it.
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Declared by John on Tuesday, June 26, 2012
I was parked there first. If you didn't want to be "forced to crawl out of the passenger's side" of your car, maybe you shouldn't have parked next to my "crooked ass".
And by the way, I was within the white lines by at least six inches on both sides, so apparently you're the one who needs to "learn to...
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Declared by E-man on Tuesday, September 18, 2007
I call jihad on you only because you have declared it on all of us. Weren't able to go revel in the hole in the ground at Ground Zero, were you, candyass?
You think I don't know you plan to nuke my ass here in D.C. just as soon as you have one working that you can smuggle in? Well F*** you and the camel...
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Declared by Mighty Mighty G-Man on Monday, September 24, 2007
What a useless piece of crap. Why would anyone pay $$ for the software and put in an extra $$ for additional hardware.
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Declared by Skully on Friday, October 19, 2007