Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Alex Suraci on Monday, October 8, 2007
Always W,C,B,U,M :)
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Declared by Hoobal on Monday, October 8, 2007
Durka Durka Durka ... Muhummad ... Jihad!
This is for Fat Tony, and he deserves a Jihad due to his lack of "Fat" and his name not even remotly being Tony...
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Declared by MH... on Monday, October 8, 2007
Because they wine! :))
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Declared by sconcs on Monday, October 8, 2007
your stampies all belong to me
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Ahahahaha I just wanted to put a jihad on you. Love!
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Declared by Edd 'straight' Mills on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am declaring jihad on motorola for making such crappy phones like the RAZR which has absolutely no support for JSR 135.
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Declared by Steve on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Hey You,
Yes you. I know who you are the one that she calls "You Know Who" the one who puts a wedge between me and my former friend. I don't really blame you I know that it was not completely your fault. But why do you have to be here now. I hate knowing that we're in the same room. I know you saw me look...
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Declared by PJ on Friday, November 30, 2007
So I'm a co-captian for the volleyball team at my school and my bff is the captain. Sad thing is she is a crazy bitch! Whenever we talk to the girls or tell them to do something she thinks they are being disrepectful but they aren't! she seriously has issues!!!!!! I can't take it anymore she is making this...
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Declared by Frustrated on Tuesday, September 15, 2009
I just want some damn privacy!
O.K. it may be 'your house' despite it being a flat but I fucking visit you on weekends. I love you but you really piss me off. When you're acting like a dick but I turn out to be the damn villain.
And whenever I leave my laptop on the couch does not give you an invitation...
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Declared by Your SON on Sunday, January 2, 2011
Your pack of shrewd yet sadistic trolls inspires torpidity-inducing rage on an order that I have never experienced before. I am canceling my plans for the weekend and launching an online campaign to dismantle your evil empire one disgruntled serf at a time.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 4, 2011
Fuck you fuck everything
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Declared by fuck me on Sunday, February 2, 2014
My calves are sore because some phone monkey lost his car!
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Declared by Hodge on Sunday, November 11, 2007
so maybe theyre right. maybe you are like me. we do tend to want revenge, and we both dont take shit from anyone. we stand up for ourselves. but im getting better at doing it in a less bitchy way, except if im around you. for some reason, you bring out the absolute worst in me and i dont know why. maybe its...
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Declared by twentyone. on Saturday, December 6, 2008
let me fucking drive, i don't want to be stuck here with your lame ass all day
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Declared by jman on Sunday, July 26, 2009
For the inapproprite drinking of softdrink in violation of ones dieting religion.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
You people are so full of it your breaths smell like it. JIHAD ON YOU ALL!
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Declared by faucfaux on Tuesday, May 8, 2012
You and your band are overrated. Your music just drones and drones and drones. Your glasses look cheesey, and so is your beard.
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Declared by Onob on Monday, September 10, 2007
Drivers incapable of merging in traffic! The idea is not to stop and come to a standstill
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Declared by Sam on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I am waging Jihad against you for your accent and because it's Deddie, Jesson!
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Declared by A Big Jew on Monday, October 8, 2007