Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact info1. If you are dumb - don't talk.
2. If you think you are smart you are more than likely 1.
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Declared by Sumdumguy on Monday, October 8, 2007
Why did you have to leave us so early?
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Declared by Come back on Saturday, April 26, 2008
For being cunts
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 21, 2011
i fXcking hate how you're all so judgmental and SHALLOW! you whXres wear so much makeup that im surprised you haven't suffocated in it yet. and those clothes? yeah, if you could even call them that. just because i RESPECT myself and dont dress like a slXt doesnt mean im a freak. it means im not going to be...
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Declared by Hurt on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Your 29 now, yet you still live your grandparents. You've had quite steadying well paid jobs yet you still refuse to move out for bullshit reasons. You have almost 0 friends, you have to hang around us, cos were the ones lumbered with you. You keep mentioning every little shitty thing that happened at work!...
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Declared by Annoyed on Sunday, September 23, 2012
BUT I DON'T WANT TO
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Why is she here? Doesn't she have the common sense not to be inconsiderate? She is really a devil!!! I have no power to deal with a devil...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 30, 2015
We declare a jihad on radio clown Rush Limbaugh and his continuous insults to all those who disafree with him.
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Declared by Sibling Jackhammer of Loving Kindness. on Monday, October 8, 2007
Go home already so he can shut up!
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Declared by Not so plain white T on Monday, October 8, 2007
Dear Balatarin, I declare a holy war on you because of troubles,bugs and frustrations the users have encountered lately.
May God save you from hell !
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Declared by Lukadium on Monday, October 8, 2007
Your love of Jake
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Declared by Ed on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Those of you that don't give a nod or say thank you are true assholes. I open the door as a gesture of kindness, but you walking right by and not even acknowledging it says to me... "thanks bitch" -- so fuck you
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Declared by door holder on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Fuck militant and mighty russians! Do not let them to grab the world.
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Declared by Ivan on Monday, August 18, 2008
For not minding his own business.
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Declared by Debs on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
I put the holy jihad on all this sucking fucking shit painted 3D movies in the cinemas! They fail, they are so bad. Damned shit!
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Declared by thor on Thursday, February 17, 2011
U r an asshole
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Declared by Pramod on Monday, November 28, 2011
Stop online piracy not our human rights and liberty ! Go censor stuff in hell american congress ! JIHAD ON YOU !
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Declared by The world on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Guess what? FUCK YOU THAT'S WHAT!
JIHAD ON YOU YA SORRY ASS REDNECK! YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOUR SISTER NEVER GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
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Declared by DeathWraith on Saturday, May 26, 2012
We hate you forever
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Declared by Don't Worry About It on Monday, June 25, 2012
Hey man, I know you and I have had our differences but lately you've been real low key, knowwhatImean? Well the problem is I cain't be the strong leader of the free world unless I've got some whack-job to point the finger at. Without you on the scene denying the existence of the Holocaust and threatening to...
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Declared by W on Sunday, September 9, 2007