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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoAllah commands me to ask the Ayatollahs to grant my jihad against all those "Apple Fanboys" who would negatively rate my earlier jihad against Steve Jobs for "excessive emotional duress" I had to endure trying to get his inferior product installed and working correctly. Praise Allah-Death To Infidels!
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Declared by Mullah Omar on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Jihad on you, you insufferable wannabe. I hate your repulsive knitwearing guts with a passion more passionate than the passion with which the positive pole of a magnet hates the negative pole of another magnet. I despise your sunset photography and your fake accent and your obnoxious self-presentation, and,...
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Declared by IT's dedicated groupie on Thursday, December 9, 2010
i fXcking hate how you're all so judgmental and SHALLOW! you whXres wear so much makeup that im surprised you haven't suffocated in it yet. and those clothes? yeah, if you could even call them that. just because i RESPECT myself and dont dress like a slXt doesnt mean im a freak. it means im not going to be...
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Declared by Hurt on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Fuck you
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 10, 2012
You people are so full of it your breaths smell like it. JIHAD ON YOU ALL!
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Declared by faucfaux on Tuesday, May 8, 2012
The Dallas Mavericks are probably the sorriest team in the NBA.
They've got a two-bit owner, they're choking dogs in the playoffs, and man, their fans really need to buy a brush and get a haircut.
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Declared by Doug on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I declare a Jihad on Benjy
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Declared by Dov on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Stop spamming me you retarted fuckcunt.
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Declared by fuck barrey abu on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Hokm e Jahad Aleihe Vahid khan e Nazemi!
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Declared by David on Monday, December 17, 2007
WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID BITCH?!?
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Declared by Ashley on Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Jihad on you, you miserable cocksucker. I fucking hate you for being such a lazy self centered loser pig who never learned how to treat women and talks shit about my best friend because she wants nothing to do with you, she knows what a fucking worthless piece of shit you are! Now that your miserable...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 18, 2009
I am having a really hard time trying to understand this subject.
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Declared by Clare on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
I have to handle all these people in the freaking office! They don't think I need any help because I actually get it done, but I need fucking help!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Bam Roasted
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Declared by Meg on Thursday, May 7, 2009
Listen up, and listen good you good for nothing son of a man-whore. Leave her the fuck alone. Why don't you go find someone you're own age and leave her alone. She's only 13 and you want to fuck her already? Disgusting PIG! JIHAD ON YOU
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Declared by Mr. Anon on Sunday, February 21, 2010
Fuckers
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Why is Kismat not favoring me?
Why do I have to struggle for everything...?
Why does everybody else get things with less effort?
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Declared by Shyamali on Sunday, December 23, 2007
Fuckers! You almost killed me by selling me soy milk that has passed the expiry date!
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Declared by Anon on Saturday, January 24, 2009
you are not FUCKING straight edge or hardcore cough cough cough
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Declared by MR X on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
i hate all you motherfuckers seriously I hope 90% of you get aids and die from paper cuts that get infected on your tongue you whiny bunch of assholes
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Declared by deth on Wednesday, December 5, 2012