Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoGod, I have to write 750 words! In one day! And do everything else too! FUCK!
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Declared by PESSED OUF! on Monday, December 14, 2009
curse you for your shit Arabic television.
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Declared by Imad on Sunday, April 11, 2010
FUCK you, you stupid, sorry excuse for a ghetto ass deadbeat. Yeah, we look alike, people say we're twins, but I don't know you. Yet you feel like it's okay to try and mock ME? Oh HELL no, asshole. I'm am the better version of you. I look better, I smell better, I have more friends, I get more girls, my...
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Declared by Your Better Half on Wednesday, April 7, 2010
I am starting to see just how fake some people can be!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 13, 2011
JIHAD ON YOU RUNESCAPER !
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Declared by Elmi on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
You piece of fucking shit.
CON ARTIST I hope you lose all business fucking faggot.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 4, 2007
I declare my Jihad on the creators of the Code of Conduct for Bloggers, and on BAM, "Bloggers against Music". I'll also leave my Jihad open to other initiatives I come across in the future.
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Declared by Dutchboy on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
you are not FUCKING straight edge or hardcore cough cough cough
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Declared by MR X on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Almost 95% of the time when I try to submit a comment on this site, it takes me two or three attempts to get it to submit. What the fuck is up with this?
I like this website, but Jesus Christ, could you please stop using your Commodore 64 to process comments. It's pissing me off.
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Declared by EagleYS on Tuesday, March 2, 2010
FUCKING DICKHEADS THE LOT OF THEM
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Declared by ROSS on Monday, December 19, 2011
He make us do a 3,5 hour test and we are done in 1,5 hours and we have to sit i 2 hours doing nothing
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Declared by Jesperhater42 on Thursday, September 26, 2013
fucker.
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Declared by Zach on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Jihad on you for not assisting on our sales info business meeting this afternoon!
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Declared by The avenger on Monday, October 8, 2007
are gay
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Declared by Gay on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I will start praying that you be awarded hell for your sins
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Declared by zaiyed on Monday, November 19, 2007
OMG! Don't fucking marry Pooca you insolent queer. I bet you're gay! ARGH! why are you engaged? You don't want to be! GGRRRAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 17, 2007
Cause he touched his bum
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Declared by Jamie Sweeney on Friday, January 11, 2008
those teachers especially the italian teacher who doesn't know what to do with us and when he gets angry he start laughing at once telling you he's serious and plays the idiot by givinh you a report. One thing i'll tell which describes him "L'insegnante va all'fuoco"
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 18, 2010
JIHAD ON YOU AND YOUR BUSINESS!!!
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Declared by MO on Tuesday, April 19, 2011
you are bald
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Declared by Scott on Sunday, October 7, 2007