Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThese bastards refuse to give me cheap, unlimited, stable Broadband. I refuse to pay so much for an unlimited connection. Give me cheap fast BB, you freaks.
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Declared by Pissed User on Sunday, December 23, 2007
Jihad on you, Erik Taylor for all the lies you tell. The majority of what comes out of your mouth is a lie.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 18, 2010
Almost 95% of the time when I try to submit a comment on this site, it takes me two or three attempts to get it to submit. What the fuck is up with this?
I like this website, but Jesus Christ, could you please stop using your Commodore 64 to process comments. It's pissing me off.
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Declared by EagleYS on Tuesday, March 2, 2010
I am starting to see just how fake some people can be!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 13, 2011
You are a pompous ass who is holding this country hostage for your own personal gain and to make a selfish, childish point. May your testicles wither so that no one but you be forced to bear the shame of the violence you seek to do to this country.
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Declared by Heather on Sunday, July 24, 2011
You want to call me a bitch, I dont care if your we were drunk motherfucker. The psychological jihad has started and your ass is cut off from my circle bitch. Im no longer your cousin freddy kruger looking faggot. I hope you turn homo when you go to state jail.
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Declared by Your 2nd Cousin on Saturday, February 18, 2012
All the fuckwit motorists who have reaction times measurable in minutes and a five degree field of view while driving. Manslaughter is still a long jail time you fucking retards, so get some fucking situational awareness.
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Declared by every competent driver and cyclist on Monday, October 8, 2007
Did you know that DP looks down on people... literally?
Is that the kind of person you want as your next vice president?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 2, 2007
I hate you... i want to strip you naked hang you upside down and sprinkle red peper flakes all on your asshole so it burns (haa haa haa haaa torture!)
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Declared by ticket guy on Tuesday, September 29, 2009
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY ARE YOU SO MOTHERFUCKING DIFFICULT ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i do not give a shit about the principle of moments or uniform accleration or projectile motion
SO FUCK OF AND DIE...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 7, 2010
I'm so dumb.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
For calling me during Judge Judy to win my affection.
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Declared by One any only ZigZag on Monday, October 15, 2007
I'm not interested in your calls. I do not pay monthly fees so you will feel free to call me and screw my mind with your offers. And please do your homework, and check if I'm married before suggesting that you talk to my wife.
The TV show I was watching when you called is way more important than your...
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Declared by Fuck all telemarketers on Friday, November 2, 2007
I declare a jihad on you for no reason other than the fact that I am in a bad mood today.
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Declared by Craig on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Why you gotta play with my emotions? "I like you or I don't like you... Next..."
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Declared by Give me a P on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Hate the interface, hate the navigation and hate the damn ads... Wost email ever.
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Declared by Fuscienne on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
FUCK you, you stupid, sorry excuse for a ghetto ass deadbeat. Yeah, we look alike, people say we're twins, but I don't know you. Yet you feel like it's okay to try and mock ME? Oh HELL no, asshole. I'm am the better version of you. I look better, I smell better, I have more friends, I get more girls, my...
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Declared by Your Better Half on Wednesday, April 7, 2010
because I can!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 3, 2011
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits for delivering this devil called IPOD SHUFFLE to me in such a deteriorated state that it was possessed by all manner of devils and spells. I had to spend two hours updating software and running reset utilities in order to finally get this beast to work....
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Declared by Mullah Omar on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
JIHAD ON YOU AND YOUR BUSINESS!!!
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Declared by MO on Tuesday, April 19, 2011