Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
I hate you!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For not participating in my startup!
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Declared by laurence on Monday, October 8, 2007
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits for delivering this devil called IPOD SHUFFLE to me in such a deteriorated state that it was possessed by all manner of devils and spells. I had to spend two hours updating software and running reset utilities in order to finally get this beast to work....
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Declared by Mullah Omar on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Your so damn cute! But you'll never notice me!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 24, 2011
You are the biggest whore ever, and everyone knows it but you. You would literally have sex with anyone, even my friends, just because you feel like it, without any regard for my feelings. You use people for alcohol and sex. Honestly, you are nowhere near as pretty as you think you are and will never achieve...
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Declared by Ray on Friday, March 25, 2011
I love him & idgaf if you think hes a jerk, stupid, a loser, or any of ur nonsense crap! i told you how i felt about him, and u friggin LAUGHED IN MY FACE about it. thank go in a few months i'll never see you fake, annoying beotches again! ...too bad i wont see *him* either. go girls, go sit in a hole 'till...
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Declared by Hurt on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
I declare jihad on Snoop for jacking up the English language. Fo shizzle my nizzles.
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Declared by Tony on Sunday, October 7, 2007
FUCK THE POLICE!!
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Declared by Fuck Bush Too on Monday, October 8, 2007
I thought my new boyfriend was a really sweet, nice, polite guy. mhm. well. no. today he starts asking to see me in a swimsuit or a really short skirt. yea i don't think so. i'm not just something to look at. treat me like i'm your world or i'm gone.
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Declared by Pissed Off. on Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Why is it that people don't keep to their bloody left on escalators. Stop hogging the right-lane and let people in a rush USE IT.
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Declared by Anonymous Coward on Sunday, October 7, 2007
WORK = NO
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Declared by Bodge on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck Illinois politicians! Corrupt! Durbin is a communist (as defined by communists) and has enough idiots in Illiois who voted for him! I cannot figure out who is the biggest of the assholes. Dick or all the dicks who voted for him!
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Declared by Joe on Saturday, August 8, 2009
Your pack of shrewd yet sadistic trolls inspires torpidity-inducing rage on an order that I have never experienced before. I am canceling my plans for the weekend and launching an online campaign to dismantle your evil empire one disgruntled serf at a time.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 4, 2011
I declare a Jihad on you, and i wish you a fungal infection of sorts
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Declared by Ryan on Tuesday, July 5, 2011
I declare a Jihad on you! your smelly gornch is really messing up my equilibrium. Please clean yourself on a daily basis
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Declared by Mr. Fister on Monday, October 8, 2007
The streets will flow with the blood of bad online mapping program developers, and then perhaps they'll endure a mild to moderate wedgie. Alah willing.
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Declared by Scott Hoffman on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Aroogant wanker.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 8, 2011
Being gay
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
oyeeeee....gandi bachi for not tellin me stuff dat u ought to ......i declare jihad on u!!!!hahahahahahah.....RIP
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Declared by guess guess!!!! on Thursday, December 6, 2007