Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoMy abusive mother, who has always physically beaten me and verbally abused me, NEVER sleeps. She's 81 years old, and she stays awake up to 72 hours, like the a-hole she is. My horrible mother stays awake for literally days at a time, either reading the same newspaper article hundreds of times in a row, or...
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Declared by anon. on Wednesday, February 24, 2016
im 13 and she keeps saying to grow up and act my age when she is the one who doesn't even let me go to kfc that's 7 mins away with my very good group of friends. shes always compares me to my other friends and says stuff lie 'why cant you be like her','look shes so pretty','shes really skinny' so when i say...
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Declared by help me on Friday, September 15, 2017
Great! Thanks so much, Fido. It's bad enough that you apparently can't aim your furry hunchback well enough to hit the enormous grassy area two inches from where you left your delightful little "package" for me to discover. But you also concealed it under a clump of leaves so that I didn't notice I had...
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Declared by Trevor on Monday, September 10, 2007
F*CK POP IDOl, Star academia and things like that...
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Declared by Will on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
MALDITO CIPRINAO CRUZ..... COMO TE ODIO PORQUE NO TRANSMITES NADA A LA GENTE QUE ENSEÑAS!!!!!!
ERES DESPRECIABLES.. PARECES QUE USAS PAÑALA E INCLUSO ERES CHAVISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COMO TE ODIO!!!!!!
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Declared by GUNTER on Friday, November 2, 2007
You stupid mother fucker! Quit taking people to the cleaners! Your work is shotty and not worth what you charge! Quit lying to people about needing more dental work than they do! To all of you out there reading this if only ONE person gets the following message it's worth it....if your dentist ever tells you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 2, 2013
Dam pedo
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Declared by bigchris on Monday, October 8, 2007
Anti Lovers
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Declared by Khan on Wednesday, November 14, 2007
What a fucking piece of shit. The only feature you have installed is the "CRASH WHENEVER I LIKE" feature. If I do something, you pop up an error message saying ')' expected. WTF is that about? Scratch that, I'm going to use Firefox from now on.
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Declared by fuck internet exploiter on Thursday, January 10, 2008
This guy's proper annoying! He's in high school but acts like a 2 year old!
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Declared by The_Truth_Speeker on Monday, October 22, 2007
I hate this fucking job the manager is is a bitch who cant speak english properly and yet has the time to find things that i do about it then let the whole company know about it .Fuck u Bitch i hope you get hit by a bus. slant eye mother fucker
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Declared by the man on Wednesday, March 17, 2010
You can't get something on someone who's doing nothing. Asshole! Stop stalking me you and your immature obsessed friends stop too. Grow up and take care of your responsibilities like a man! Yes I am mad and for all the reasons you probably think plus!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 9, 2011
Dear Gatekeeper, thank you for making me suffer all these years thinking
about you. I almost risked going the deep end recently, but I finally
convinced myself that you are just pretending to like me back in college.
You don't know the hell I have gone through just to work things out, that
one...
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Declared by Keymaster on Tuesday, August 12, 2014
I have hated you ever since I have known you. I have never understood why my mom insisted on being nice to you. Maybe it's because she has a much bigger heart than me, and she felt sorry for you. Maybe your parents were friends with hers. But to me, that still doesn't quite explain it. You pride yourself on...
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Declared by Your friendly neighbor on Thursday, August 1, 2013
Oh, come on! She's an airhead and a total nitwit with no brains, because she posted a ridiculous video on her social media page about some pretentious, pompous British guy saying that his little six year-old daughter gave an hour-long lecture about "smashing the patriarchy" and some other trash about how...
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Declared by No PC trash on Monday, September 4, 2017
At least there weren't any physically violent blacks or latino/hispanics violently harassing and bullying white people tonight - the way these non-white savages usually behave. The fact that blacks and latino/hispanics think they have the alleged, so-called "right" to attack us white people proves how...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 17, 2015
You do mockup like my ass!
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Declared by Jihad on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Your website BLOWS because you're missing all kinds of assloads of towns that exist on well establish public routes you dickwads. DON'T LAUNCH A WEBSITE IF IT'S GOING TO BE SO HALF-ASSED YOU FUCKING BUTTMUNCHES.
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Declared by pissed at losers who launch fucking websites that don't work on Saturday, November 10, 2007
To all those who provide our team with crap... get your act together!
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Declared by H on Wednesday, February 20, 2008
For not listening, being a mumbler, stealing my pencils, stealing my fleece, offending Paul with your racial remarks, and for an incorrect top 10. Jihad on you!
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Declared by Rich on Tuesday, May 20, 2008