Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoyou bloody pathetic loser of a person.first you talk about commiting suicide if i dont give u a 2nd chance which you completely fucked up.i hope you have the most crappy,revolting,worthless,
lonely,disillusional life ever.you are such an actor.wow! i am seriously amazed.i have heard how it is so hard to...
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Declared by guess who? on Sunday, January 2, 2011
no more. please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I saw your wife today.
The one that doesn't "inspire" you anymore which you complained to me about once.
I had a really good look at her since she was in line ahead of me. At 48 or 49 she's aging horrifically. Plus the energy off of her was cold. There was nothing warm or kind coming from her, her "aura"...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 3, 2015
I don't always hate you
I hate that you are so big and round and as I am told spherical
I hate the people in you that tell me I must always have money
I hate money in a way
It keeps me from the people I want to be nearest to
You keep me from the one I hope to love
Why must you be so big
4000 miles is...
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Declared by PJ on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Contrary to your opinion Czech republic is not situated in Germany or Switzerland.
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Declared by Abdul Hassan on Saturday, November 3, 2007
Open you smug ass AOL eyes and fucking look at shit before you think your too fucking good and start to waste my time!
Seriously You don't seem to understand this but every time you click that damn SPAM button on your email that you Opted to get, I have to manually remove you from the list then write...
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Declared by Rich on Wednesday, May 28, 2008
I hope you like your jihad you faggotron!
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Declared by Anus on Monday, June 25, 2012
I fucking declare jihad on myself for being to cheap to get the damn book for my exam in time. I have eight days to write this thing and now I have to wait up to five days for the damn book, because I was hoping it would arrive at the library in time. I'm a fucking moron. Jihad on me.
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Declared by Josefine on Wednesday, May 1, 2013
YOU DON'T GET TO STRING ME ALONG, CHANGING YOUR MIND ABOUT WHETHER YOU LIKE ME EVERY OTHER DAY I AM AWESOME AND I DESERVE BETTER YOU NASTY LITTLE ASSHOLE
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Declared by Christina on Saturday, March 22, 2014
Calling me a loser on facebook
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Declared by Peter Sanderson on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You continue to operate even though they took your house and you have several investigations against your company, including the IRS - why don't you pay off people you owe - including my company and go away - stop scamming resellers thinking your are legit - when anyone runs a background check they will see...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
Jihad infinity on you! Sorry 300 lb fat lazy bitch! Hope you choke on a ham sandwich.
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Declared by Short fuse on Sunday, January 13, 2013
I am the big bossy ass
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Declared by Ton-Ton on Friday, March 8, 2013
WHY
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Stop cheating customers by hiding the rot of some fruits inside the plastic boxes, that only display the parts that look good.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 25, 2014
for being computer science major.
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Declared by Steve on Thursday, October 4, 2007
I am declaring jihad on this godless infidel because his view of cummunism
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Declared by Orçun on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Hates technology and the interweb.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I really can't stand most people I talk to from Ohio.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 21, 2007
If Democrats get elected, taxes will soar, and the quality of our health care system will deteriorate. Perfect examples of this can be found in Europe, Canada, and even in our original colonies. It can take weeks and even months to get a doctor's appointment in these countries, because everyone gets to go...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 23, 2008