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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
According to the most holy words that hath been poured upon the worthy tounge of allahs great prophet I delcare this Jihad upon thine own head.
And it shall be declared as a parable saying:
Behold, it came to pass in the time of night, that as I, even I The Nathan lay at rest; that a trance came upon me....
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Declared by The Nathan on Saturday, November 24, 2007
Fag paste peice of shit fialed me
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, May 22, 2009
To the A-Hole cell phone thief at Los Angeles MTA Redline station: You stole my smart phone sometime after midnight (it had a bright pink case), and you are a schmuck who had been sodomized (raped in the anus) by your grandfather when you were a little kid. That's why you commit crimes like stealing people's...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 2, 2016
To all the human resource people that can't take the time to reply to resume sent to them even after posting a job on the internet. For god sake at least set up an auto response. I wouldn't want to work for your crappy company anyway!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Because they can attack everyone everyday, declaring themselves better and morally superior, although they're still 3 centuries back in the days and kill themselves for stupid issues, trying to bring their sake culture to the eastern world.
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Declared by Antonello on Monday, October 8, 2007
You FUCKING bitch. Your dumbass goddamn system dropped me out of my class and now you won't let me in because you say it's MY fault? What the hell is wrong with this school's administration that they PUNISH the victims of this crap?! Or is it just you, do you ENJOY ruining people's academic lives? I HATE...
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Declared by ANGRY on Thursday, October 18, 2007
When your children lend good advice, don't disregard it simply because they're your children. Being older doesn't make you smarter, it just means your closer to the age where it's time to start wearing diapers once more. Jihad!!!
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Declared by Allah's disciple on Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Is it really so hard to fucking clear up after yourself for once?!? I feel sorry for any woman who has to live with you. You are a drain on everyone around you, being an inconvenience, a cost and an irritation without any forseeable gain. Get your arse together and do something worthwhile for once in your...
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Declared by Raeface on Tuesday, August 3, 2010
The poor infidel Children of Divorce who get to have 2 Christmas's, two birthdays, two family holidays and behave badly because they are poor widdle Children of Divorce....grow up!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 21, 2011
I often hear you talking about the Eagles - I think you grew up in Texas so SHUT THE FUCK UP. The Cowboys just fucked them up.
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Declared by M. The Tech on Tuesday, November 20, 2012
My abusive mother, who has always physically beaten me and verbally abused me, NEVER sleeps. She's 81 years old, and she stays awake up to 72 hours, like the a-hole she is. My horrible mother stays awake for literally days at a time, either reading the same newspaper article hundreds of times in a row, or...
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Declared by anon. on Wednesday, February 24, 2016
alleen al op uw zululippen
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Declared by postcrew on Monday, October 8, 2007
Damn you Corpus spongiosum which enables me to get erect, you get me hard at the worst times!
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Declared by Fustrated and Erect. on Saturday, November 3, 2007
Excuse me!!! But I never requested a windshield cleaning service, so don't start cleaning it!!!
Get lost instead!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 1, 2008
Jihad against DEJWISH religion !
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Declared by Kalash on Saturday, March 27, 2010
Boredom
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 21, 2017
Okay, I can understand that as a parent you didn't have much experience, but the older you got, the retarded you got. You made me feel guilty when I had no place to feel guilt and you destroyed my childhood thanks to those fucking bigots at the Evangelical Church (which I hope they suffer three times what I...
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Declared by DeprivedSon on Friday, April 25, 2014
Today, this idiot woman (blonde hair) standing to the left of the front door at Whole Foods at 4520 N. Sepulveda Blvd. in Sherman Oaks was a rude bully, smirking at me at ridiculing me. I have no idea why people who shop at Whole Foods feel the need to be so mean-spirited and rude. I hope this nitwit...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, March 22, 2018
Finger weg von meinem Arbeitsplatz!
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Declared by Feliks on Monday, October 8, 2007