Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Death to Wellcome on Friday, May 7, 2010
This is senior year and you're going down BITCH. high school is not your kingdom for long. You selfish, little hypocrite. No your not little. FAT OBESE UGLY MAN WHORE.
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Declared by -G- on Saturday, April 21, 2012
My father verbally abuses me and i can't fucking take it anymore! So FUCK you dad and i declare the unholiest of fucking jihads on you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 9, 2013
Sala
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You damn plant! I hate you and your leafy fiber-iosity. Your roughage sloughs polyps from my colon but your bitter taste leaves my stomach a-churning. The fattiest ranch or zestiest italian can't mask your magnificent musk, and I puke thinking of you.
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Declared by Ethel on Monday, October 8, 2007
Secularists have been responsible for all of the wars that have ever occurred in Europe.
They have included monarchs who, after hijacking the predominant religion of their subjects, have set out to increase the size of their territories and the glory of their secular reign.
Secularists have included...
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Declared by Simon Peter on Monday, October 8, 2007
No trainers....WTF!! May your dancefloor days be numbered...
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Declared by red on Monday, October 8, 2007
ALALALALALLLLAALALLALALA
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Declared by Kevin on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Dumme Hure
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Declared by Sven on Monday, October 22, 2007
Why do I have to download special plug-ins for Microsoft Internet Explorer if I want to file a complaint to some departments?
Isn't a plain interface for submitting a request enough?
What the heck is this: is the Israeli government a branch of Microsoft?
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Declared by A Linux User on Sunday, November 25, 2007
I am delcaring a Jihad on the people who took Myra's CP and Wallet
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 25, 2008
There is no such thing as Holy War.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2009
jihad on you you cunt give us some good weather in britain instead of pouring that cr*p water on us and when you do give us some good weather you go and piss it up again by making hail later
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Solution of all problems in this world have to begin with this.
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Declared by vleseg on Saturday, January 1, 2011
BYE! I really have to get my act together. Im going to block all these sites from my computer. I have things to do and things to achieve. Anyways, thanks for making it an eventful six months! :-)
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Declared by bye on Monday, July 18, 2011
Or rather, people who appear perfect. WHY do you seem so infuriatingly ideal in every way? WHAT the fuck is going on here? Everywhere I look, it's there. You're on your facebook talking about what an "amazing night bowling" it was. You're at school, surrounded by people who adore you. Everyone, it seems,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 15, 2012
LIAR! you and you're girlfriend. young father. sad you didnt get to even attend graduation.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 24, 2012
Feel free to report his posts as spam. There's no reason why he'll take as much space as possible. Follow the link sent to you and delete the message from il.tellows.org.
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Declared by Bezoomny on Friday, April 27, 2018
Because you are a drain on society.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 30, 2007
Fry you smell bad and you get better powaz than I do in WoW... I declare my jihad on you biatch!
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Declared by Gitsnik on Friday, October 12, 2007