Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWe love her dont get me wrong but she can be just ahhh. She's always so negative about everything and just talks about her problems all the time. im like yes i get it your lifes a bit rap but we all have problems too and sometimes she all like purposely depressed..
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Declared by Jade on Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Suck my rectum bitch
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 1, 2013
I am declaring a Jihad on Big Chris because I feel that he deserves it.
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Declared by JayJay on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm sick of the arguments you start on Tapuz each time someone starts a discussion with a link to an article.
It looks like you start the World War III there.
GET A LIFE!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, January 17, 2013
Are you hosting a TV show or a eye rolling contest? Is the show a display of dumb expressions, or a re-told crime drama?
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Declared by ID Watcher on Tuesday, April 8, 2014
you think you're so cool
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
My father verbally abuses me and i can't fucking take it anymore! So FUCK you dad and i declare the unholiest of fucking jihads on you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 9, 2013
uuuggghhhh
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Declared by alan on Sunday, April 20, 2014
YOU MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HATE YOUR FUCKING ASS MORE THAN ANYONE ON THIS GOD DAMN EARTH
HOW COME WHENEVER I TRY SO FUCKING HARD TO FIX SHIT BETWEEN US AND MAKE YOU FEEL SAFE YOU SCREAM AT ME FOR DAYS. YOU CALL ME A WHORE AND ACCUSE ME OF CHEATIN ON YOUR STUPID WORTHLESS ASS WHEN I HAVE NEVER...
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Declared by Hope someone kills your ass on Wednesday, March 4, 2015
To call a woman a “whore” because she’s not your ideal person is laughably corny and trite. Really childish and retarded!
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Declared by Anon on Saturday, April 11, 2015
why....WHY?!?!?! you have failed me one too many times. i am to the point where i want to become a eunuch. you and your premature happy times and random limpness are driving me to my wit's end. it's over, little red rocket...over.
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Declared by frustrated in the bed on Sunday, September 9, 2007
These Muslim extremists need to be dealt with. I feel bad for the innocent but unfortunately they are to weak to stand up for their own rights and to scared to make decisions for themselves. God bless the U.S., our troops, and The Commander and Chief for knocking some heads.
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Declared by boiler.powered on Monday, October 8, 2007
Islamists
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Declared by Michael Smith on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare a holy war on Johnnie's car insurance company for being incompetent pricks. See how they like that, eh?
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Declared by JayJay on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad on you, you lowbrow, sick bastards! I swear if I notice ONE kilobyte difference in speed I will fucking stalk you and hunt you down!
Signed,
The guy who will now have to put up with a super-slow under dialup speed until his next bill comes (a month away) or until the ISP rings up and says they...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 5, 2009
go fucking die both of you, you stupid slags have done nothing but make me depressed!
charley: your boyfriend doesnt love you you fucking annoy him like you annoy everyone within a 20 mile radius you ginger whore cunt
Jamie: you skank ! you get paid a shit wage how the fuck are you going to even manage...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 7, 2010
One person i want to beat in life is someone who used to be friends with but not anymore. For a number of reasons. I dont like him nor trust him. He's a backstabber. Talks badly about other people. Cant handle good things happening to other people. Etc. When he started getting interviews, i was genuinely...
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Declared by sdfd on Sunday, June 5, 2011
seriously child its time to go to fucking sleep!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 5, 2012
YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!! You have been getting your own way since the day you were born so I think it's about time you ditch your fake assed halo off, along with the mask, so the world can see you for exactly what you are. A DISGUSTING, HYPOCRITICAL, BACKSTABBING HAG WHO FUCKING CONDONED HER PSYCHO BITCH...
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Declared by Lady Justice on Thursday, March 20, 2014
Congratulations the jihadists have now declared religious war on you
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 3, 2015