Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI'm sick of trying to provide you with professional answers to your question and receiving responses instead of likes!
I guess you are looking for people who'll do your work for free.
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Declared by I OWE YOU NOTHING! on Sunday, January 11, 2015
i hate you
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 2, 2017
I think I'm falling for my boyfriends best friends
I don't think I'm bored in my relationship but he's not the only person I feel like i have my eye on. He is my first real relationship and I think I might be itching to know what other relationships are like. I also have this feeling that I want to spend...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 24, 2018
I hate you for not completing the Title Policy Workflow
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Declared by Afzal Wali on Monday, October 8, 2007
You have ruined my life long enough, you evil son of a bitch. In the name of Allah, the all-knowing, the magnificent I declare you an infidel and swear on the beard of the prophet that you shall be utterly annihilated, Inshallah.
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Declared by Weishaupt on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Hey, motherfucker. You had me paint your football hero. You decided "Hey, I'm white and I'm right, so I don't have to pay!" Perhaps you had no money to pay for it, perhaps you just believed you were entitled to two weeks of my life. Perhaps you're a stealing cunt that needs to be disemboweled with a wooden...
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Declared by Fail on Tuesday, March 18, 2008
My stupid grandmother who is really god damned corrupt and tells lies in order to get my grandfather to get pissed off at me .
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Declared by Isabella Perez on Monday, May 11, 2015
A JIHAD ON YOU COCK SMUGGLING ASSHOLE!
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Declared by Muhammed on Friday, January 13, 2012
you stole my idea.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
YALL DUMB FUCKS NEED TO GROW UP!! THE WORLD DOESNT REVOLVE AROUND YOU OH MY GOD
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 16, 2018
Beware;
Judgment day is coming
In your faces bitches!
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Declared by holyoffender on Monday, February 16, 2009
I'm an A.P. student, but I stopped doing all my homework. Now I'm at a special school for retarded kids, and I'm going crazy. I have no idea how I'll get through the year.
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Declared by Rachel on Tuesday, September 29, 2009
BYE! I really have to get my act together. Im going to block all these sites from my computer. I have things to do and things to achieve. Anyways, thanks for making it an eventful six months! :-)
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Declared by bye on Monday, July 18, 2011
YOU KEEP POOPING IN THE BASEMENT
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, March 12, 2012
I declare a Jihad against you, Nick, for travesties against me and my beliefs and the attempted destruction of all that is right.
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Declared by Aalee "The Butcher" bin Imamul Muttaqeen on Monday, April 2, 2012
It's disgusting when the parents of autistic kids develop a martyr complex in order to be the center of attention and to be admired: "A-a-aw! Your kid is autistic! How brave and noble of you to be a martyr!" Barf! Let's face it: although autistic kids obviously can't help how they are, they can be extremely...
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Declared by anonymous on Sunday, July 19, 2015
All hell on German Speaking Arabs! Down with them all!!
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Declared by Dudley on Monday, October 8, 2007
We need to eradicate them NOW!
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Declared by sex on Saturday, November 3, 2007
Fuck you David you sniveling pathetic little weasel, fuck you and all your time wasting bullshit, stop ringing me about stupid trivial matters and get the fuck on with your job you absolute moron! accusing us of ripping you off,and all your bullshit imaginary situations that never fucking happen, you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 15, 2012
WHY YOU MAKE MY LIFE BADs
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013