Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Destiny on Saturday, May 14, 2016
You are invented to make an application seem as if it has been through several revisions even though it still throws random errors.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
You send useless blank emails that fill my junk file!
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Declared by Brent on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Tu ne m'as pas répondu si les rafraîchissements offerts pendant la course incluaient de quoi manger/
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Declared by René on Monday, October 8, 2007
Wow from Delvin to Joy both from Radazz and both ginger you sure like to make peeps jealos
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 14, 2012
i hope you burn in hell for making me live in it. i hope you realise someday that taking away my life is not going to make yours any better. i hope you die so i can live without you controlling every fucking aspect of my life. i hope you realise that the year's worth of self harm on my arms is not "the cat."...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 1, 2015
I can't unwrap anything these days without a 20-minute fight with this crap. They never provide any easy way to open it, so you have to tear through it, trying not to slice yourself wide open with the jagged edges it creates. Who thought this stuff up? Is it so cheap to use that you're willing to cut your...
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Declared by Daniel on Sunday, September 23, 2007
Have you heard the one about Mohammed and the nine year old girl and the woman he raped?
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Declared by Michael Smith on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare holy Jihad on the bastard in my office who keeps interrupting me while I declare jihad on my co-workers.
A pox on your winkie infidel.
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Declared by verminator on Friday, November 2, 2007
I Don't give a fuck that you think life is harder for you than for everyone else, even though it isn't.
I don't give a fuck if you think you were right, proven wrong and can't accept it.
I don't give a fuck that it's 'everyone elses fault' that your life has fallen to shit.
I don't give a fuck that...
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Declared by I'm Done with this on Wednesday, September 3, 2008
You douche bag. Jihad on you for purposely winking and flirting with me pretending to be interested in me when you weren't and for taking advantage of the knowledge that I was interested in you and leading me on so that you could take advantage of my attention and affections for your selfish gain. You lifted...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
me and 5 headless chickens are coming by your house for a sacrifice...be ready..
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
YOU SUCK. OMG OMG OMG OMG.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Crack Cocaine is a killer! makes people go Mad!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
i place a jihad on connex trains as they suck!
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Declared by Commuter on Monday, October 29, 2007
what you need to know about barack obama is all here:
http://make-informed-decisions.blogspot.com/
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Declared by marcus on Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Jihad on me for using the word Jihad without really knowing what it means, because I'm more interested in typing my jihad gibberish than researching the origins and nuances of this word.
Oh, and recognize the legalization of ganja, mufukers. It's our birthright!
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Declared by Person on Tuesday, August 4, 2009
I love my Grandma Jenelle, she's the sweetest person in the entire world, and may God bless her.
BUT SHE'S OLD AS FUCK !!!!!
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Declared by Tourettes Guy on Thursday, December 10, 2009
I have a massive cupcake craving! LOL! Yummm.....hehehehe!
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Declared by ertwrt on Friday, July 15, 2011
You honestly think that was C worthy, I've been presenting since I was 8 years old kunt honestly tell me if i need more information you f*cking rat looking boytoy I hope you die in a sewer
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 23, 2017