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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI am going to jihad you, Glenn. Why won't you accept my advances? I just want you for one last infidelity. PLEASE - homosexuality isn't a crime. It is a righteous passion, and we will not be judged for it.
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Declared by Woody on Thursday, February 5, 2009
I WAS CALM UNTIL YOU TOLD ME TO CHILL OUT; NOW I WANT TO F***ING TELL YOU TO STFU AND GTFO
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Who the hell freaks out over $40. Omg....$40!!! With how high prices are over here, $40 gets you absolutely nothing. Shes freaking over $40!!! Cheap-ass!
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Declared by fsfsdfs on Sunday, July 10, 2011
Psalm 28:4 NIV
Repay them for their deeds and for their evil work; repay them for what
their hands have done and bring back upon them what they deserve.
Proverbs 3:27 NIV
Do not withhold good from those who deserve it, when it is in your power to act.
Deuteronomy 32:36 NIV
The LORD will judge...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 21, 2011
A motherfucking JIHAD on your cruel world for letting the assholes and bitches get all the good karma while I get shitted on more and more every year. What the hell else am i supposed to do?!!! I give up.
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Declared by Lexie on Saturday, December 29, 2012
who do you think you are
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I have a friend named Alex. Alex likes my other friend, Emma. Alex often comes to me for advice on Emma, until he confesses and finds out she just wants to be friends. Alex really loves her, and wants her to love him so still continues to come to me for advice. Emma really likes Aaron, a complete douchebag,...
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Declared by Peaches on Sunday, January 5, 2014
Stop cheating customers by hiding the rot of some fruits inside the plastic boxes, that only display the parts that look good.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 25, 2014
Why are you such a two-faced bitch? Quit harassing your teachers until they have mental breakdowns. Nobody likes you and I hope you get raped in the ass repeatedly while being forced to fill out all of your own pointless forms.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 24, 2016
I hate you for not completing the Title Policy Workflow
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Declared by Afzal Wali on Monday, October 8, 2007
YOU SUCK. OMG OMG OMG OMG.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Dirka Dirka!
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Declared by Dusty on Monday, October 8, 2007
If you're already taking the money out of my paycheck, why do I have to fill out a form authorising you to do it?
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Declared by Tim on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Fuck having twins. Just fuck it.
I swear, I want to kill these goddamn wads of flesh sometimes. I wouldn't actually DO it, of course...but the urge is there. There's got to be some out-of-the-way dumpsters I could toss them in, right?
All I want is a few minutes of quiet - a moment alone - a cigarette...
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Declared by Loving mother on Monday, March 10, 2008
We've been together for a whole fuckin year.
When a rumor surfaces, don't go all angry and i-am-leaving-you and he-deserves-me-better and you-will-never-change on me, damn it.
You trust that gossiper more than me, who's supposed to be your fuckin man!
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Declared by JQM on Saturday, February 25, 2012
This fucking slut whore came into a group of people and was passed around like a cheap dildo at a batchlorette party. one should not be such a druged out slut.she upset and poisoned the very people who cared about her.this whore went back to Alaska where she will probably overdose in front of her...
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Declared by villas on Monday, August 20, 2012
For publishing a demagogue's answer to my comment, but not publishing my response to that demagogues insults. Do you really think I should take crap from them just becuase I said that someone can recover from tuberculosis? Why's that, just becuase I responded to that article with something other than...
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Declared by X on Thursday, August 23, 2012
stop, please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
My fucking birch of a mum just told me that it's my fault that I am ugly and fat, and not to come crying to her when i feel so awful and depressed. All because I ate some cake and chocolate today. She's the motherfucking obese lady, how dare she fucking talk to me like that.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 4, 2015
She is an evil ice queen with no heart. She is a spoilt brat who makes everyone feel worthless.
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Declared by Why am i even doing this on Friday, June 26, 2015