Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYOU F***ING MOTHERF*CKERS ARE SUCH CUNTS YOU DELETED ALL MY EMAILS YOU ALSO DELETED ALL THE GREAT NEWS ARTICLES AND LEFT THE CRAPPY ONES BEHIND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? I HOPE YOU GO BUST THIS YEAR!!!
F*CK YAHOO!!
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Declared by F*CKYAHOO on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Go blow yourself, you ugly, white trash skank, and leave other girls' boyfriends alone.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Jihad on you and your twin and your family. Infidel!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, January 29, 2009
I just hate it when people talk about how hard their lives are without a job, and someone calls it "self pity". What the heck? Why use this term instead of helping them out?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 15, 2009
There's no excuse for rude, verbally abusive behavior from retail sales staff. Yesterday morning, June 27, 2017, I stopped by Crossroads Trading Co. in Studio City, California (a community in Los Angeles) in order to sell them two pairs of shoes that were in good condition, and I was treated horribly. The...
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Declared by insulted customer on Wednesday, June 28, 2017
My stupid grandmother who is really god damned corrupt and tells lies in order to get my grandfather to get pissed off at me .
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Declared by Isabella Perez on Monday, May 11, 2015
What was a supposed to do? He was so upset he no longer wanted to live ("I want to stay awake until I die.") Plus, you know, your argument was hella stupid. Okay? Sometimes you need to tell someone who's only friends with YOU. Talking to someone stuck in the middle is grounds for disaster, especially when...
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Declared by That bad motherfucker who you can't trust. on Monday, June 18, 2012
I hope you all go to jail for a very long time you domestic terrorists! So JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by TheTeaPartySucksBigBalls on Saturday, August 11, 2012
You're a fucking psychotic bitch! Inventing stories to save yourself. I hope the earth opens up and swallows you whole. You're a fucking waste of air and space. DIE BITCH, DIE!!!
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Declared by Dr. B on Wednesday, August 22, 2012
fuck you for trying to kill yourself after everything and you leave me a one sentence goodbye.. no.. fuck you..
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Declared by mom on Sunday, December 10, 2017
test patterns repeat
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Declared by Scott on Wednesday, February 28, 2018
Energy vampire
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Declared by Al on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Fener senin avradın var mı? Senin ben o avradını..
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Declared by ECS on Monday, October 8, 2007
Because they can attack everyone everyday, declaring themselves better and morally superior, although they're still 3 centuries back in the days and kill themselves for stupid issues, trying to bring their sake culture to the eastern world.
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Declared by Antonello on Monday, October 8, 2007
Sippy Cups,
You have defiled the true and organic name of Slick's Fantasy Football League. You robotic and algorithmic tendencies and impartiality have destroyed any vestige of honor that has blessed this Fantasy league institution.
On behalf of all 11 owners with financial support the the Inventor...
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Declared by Lone Wizards on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
beeeeeee
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 19, 2008
I declare a JIHAD on you for sucking in HALO 3! All praise be to Viperx100 for bailing your ass out all of the time. Jihad!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 4, 2009
I just want some damn privacy!
O.K. it may be 'your house' despite it being a flat but I fucking visit you on weekends. I love you but you really piss me off. When you're acting like a dick but I turn out to be the damn villain.
And whenever I leave my laptop on the couch does not give you an invitation...
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Declared by Your SON on Sunday, January 2, 2011
FUCK YOU
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Declared by guess on Saturday, April 25, 2015
I WILL SLAY YOUR GOATS
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Declared by Bashar Al-Assad on Wednesday, April 16, 2014