Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoRörrrörörörörör, manitou's axe upon thee, heretic, and may evil spit on thy window anytime soon.
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Declared by Vuksipallero X on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Hell on earth. Creaking, understaffed, tatty, dirty, smelly, a service culture that makes a mockery of the word, and a black hole for your bags.
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Declared by Exasperated on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Top.net.mk objavuva "Jihad" na Pop ne kulturata vo Makedonija
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Declared by top.net.mk on Monday, October 8, 2007
You have made me feel good about myself, only to crush my dreams. You are a mean, mean man!! I DECLARE JIHAD ON YOU!!!!
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Declared by Aaron on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Jihad on you, you lowbrow, sick bastards! I swear if I notice ONE kilobyte difference in speed I will fucking stalk you and hunt you down!
Signed,
The guy who will now have to put up with a super-slow under dialup speed until his next bill comes (a month away) or until the ISP rings up and says they...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Yes, I think you're ugly. You ARE ugly. You look every day of your age plus more- and as ugly as you are on the outside, it doesn't compare to how ugly you are on the inside
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, April 1, 2010
i live in dorms and the stupid cunts ther set off door alarms at night sometimes. so our dumbass hale leader decides to keep the doors except 1 alarmed for a whole fuckin week. Now as if its not bad enough I gotta take the long way to get places ALWAYS, I set off alarm once cuz im pissed and late and the...
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Declared by barks on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Ummm...now to boys. Dont really have a problem. When it comes to boys, I just cant make up my mind!!! If I am to settle down with someone, I think I can be loyal to them for the rest of my life. I think. Probably because I wont be bothered to find someone else. Im scared that Ill end up dating someone and...
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Declared by wrwer on Saturday, July 9, 2011
I am Steven Coltart, the CEO of programmer.net and owner of many unmoderated forums such as Bad Harvest and Jihad on You.
A particular employee of mine, SaraAdmin, has been continually disrespecting me. She has posted several rants about me on this site and is disobeying the ADMINISTRATIVE CODE. As such,...
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Declared by SteveAdmin on Sunday, January 20, 2013
Just stop. Please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
you giggle with your millennial jokes. JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 29, 2015
I let you in. I fucking let you in and you completely destroyed me. The worst thing about betrayal is to know it's done by someone you trusted the most. It takes years to build up trust and only seconds to destroy it. Go fuck yourself.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 30, 2015
You transvestite hookers always have penes.
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Declared by Duane Capuano on Monday, October 1, 2007
for being computer science major.
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Declared by Steve on Thursday, October 4, 2007
Mobile service provider Pelephone have failed to provide me with anything other than frustration, technological obstacles and faulty Samsung models. Oh yeah - and the icing on the cake? They just keep insisting I pay more and more.
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Declared by Ealz on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
By the will of allah, may the goats of the feild devour your nuts that you may bare no more children
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Declared by nathan on Thursday, November 1, 2007
Stop this madness now! words cannot begin to explain the rage and sorrow i feel towards this 'movement of insanely stupid ignorant and dangerous excuses for human beings'
Leave my planet alone in whatever name you see fit. lowlife scum. bastard sons of filthy rabies dogs.
Ridiculous unevolved creaturs....
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Declared by decraux on Wednesday, May 27, 2009
I may not be the smartest person in the world, but Im certainly not the dumbest! Im sick of you! All of you! Assuming that I know nothing when you anything yourself! I cant ask or say anything without it being broadcast to the other two! Im sick of this! Im sick or everything! I wish all of you, everything,...
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Declared by Mair on Monday, February 21, 2011
I love universtiy because all my profs claim to be teaching us to think on our own.
The thing they bring up most is "breaking preconcieved notions"
I have heard this f*cking qoute millions of times. I have heard it so many times that I think those are the only words left in my vocabulary.
...No...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
They are fucking assholes
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 7, 2013