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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoi'm going to let two of your tyres down. then i'm going to burn your decking. then i'm going to paint your surfboards with tar. then i'm going to kick dents in that gokart in your front yard. yeah.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
People who voted for Obama because he is BLACK. YOU RACISTS HYPOCRITES!! You just voted for someone who is going to destroy our nation with his upside down liberal ass views just to have a black president in the White House. It's country first, not black man first. Stop crying over the past. IT'S THE FUCKING...
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Declared by fuckyou on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Isn't it common knowledge that you stand on the right and walk on the left?
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 20, 2009
Tip: Not everyone writes in god damn small letters, so giving people who write in 'normal' size letters god damn small boxes to write in IS FUCKING PATHETIC!!!!
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Declared by FUCK Web Based Applications on Saturday, November 28, 2009
You filthy mutt, have you not yet learnt that people think you're a disgusting person? I mean, you turned your ex-boyfriend of women altogether, then again, I wouldn't call you a woman, I'd call you a child, you foul git.
LEAVE HOME, you are in your 20's and you're yet to move out, I mean seriously, piss...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Derek Reung is da most azn azn boi eva. He eat da dog erryday and a bok chong choi le chirmafan. Chidofu chow mein mother fucker.
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Declared by The other Azn Bois on Thursday, February 17, 2011
My older brother has spent years calling me fat, ugly, stupid, a whore, a cunt, and a bitch, among other things. I know I'm not most of these things (especially a whore, considering I've been faithful to the only significant other I've had), but it's starting to feel like no matter how much I try to think...
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Declared by matti on Monday, September 5, 2011
She's become a left-wing, politically correct fanatic, constantly yelling that she hates white people even though she herself is white. She says she hates her fellow white people so much, she wants to avoid them all. What about her child, who's also white? She's totally loony. She parses every sentence you...
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Declared by anonymous on Tuesday, May 9, 2017
What the fuck kind of name is Realtors anyway? You're a real estate agent that bribes a corporation to give you your fancy smancy name. Who gives a fuck?
I don't give a shit of I get my burritos from a Cookator or not, or my car fixed be a Mechanitor, or my lovin' from a Prostitor. I sure as shit don't...
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Declared by NAR jazeera on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I declare Jihad on PvdA because they've taken away the knife that was under the stone, blocked the referendum and because I have a bad hair day.
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Declared by Maurice de H. on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Sends the worst newsletters ever.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Alah akbar!
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Declared by Erlando on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am declaring jihad on this godless infidel because his view of cummunism
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Declared by Orçun on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare jihad on the Sunday Times. For being embargo breaking infidels!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 11, 2008
Hi Stacy Dodd. Got your rocks off lately? What? No pussy? Geeze! Oh! I forgot you are a pussy. Damn, Man, You gotta get a life. Still whacking off? C'mon, swap hands sometimes.
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Declared by Shadrach Ahmed Jahinijad on Thursday, October 16, 2008
They are rip off artists, with incompetent customer service.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 10, 2008
Yo bitch. who you fuckin around with these days. I heard yo got a new sucka on da side. yo pussy done wore out bitch. I did it. you slutty bitch ho.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 23, 2010
You suck.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 15, 2011
I declare a Jihad against you, Nick, for travesties against me and my beliefs and the attempted destruction of all that is right.
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Declared by Aalee "The Butcher" bin Imamul Muttaqeen on Monday, April 2, 2012
life sucks.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013