Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoRörrrörörörörör, manitou's axe upon thee, heretic, and may evil spit on thy window anytime soon.
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Declared by Vuksipallero X on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I would go on and on about how only dumbshits fall for fake check scams or how people who try to get dumbasses to cash their fraudulent checks and counterfeit moneyorders are all evil and immoral and how karma's gonna come after them. But no... I'm going to come after you with a submachine oozie and shoot...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
- Por ser tan perro
- Por jugar sucio
- Por mala peña
- Por querer ir de guay
- Por el padre hijo de puta que tienes
- Por ser un puto llorón
- Por ser un trampas
- Por ser inglés
Te declaro la guerra santa, vete aprendiendo a escribir con las orejas, porque te vamos a cortar las piernas y las...
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Declared by Plataforma Antihamilton (By keke) on Monday, October 8, 2007
You are all a bunch of cheaters and self-absorb nitwits! You dish it out and then you get angry when someone else dishes it right back to you. If you don't like crap, then don't throw crap. Morons!!!
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Declared by Whatever! on Friday, April 11, 2008
I thought that it would be appropriate to put a jihad on Arabic class. So many freakin words to memorize for the final. Why won't this never end?
ps--I am also putting a more general jihad on 8am finals. You are waaaaay too early in the morning
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Declared by An angry student on Monday, December 17, 2007
They smell like vodka, and I don't like them.
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Declared by Austin on Sunday, August 24, 2008
You Self Righteous Fuck.
I'm Getting MotherFucking Sick of you.
Quit flirting with my Gf and my friend's Gf
All you do is bitch you sorry sack of shit!
You suck the principal's dick to get on the show!
I hate you.
Sometimes I want to tear your dick shaped head off.
Fuck off and die
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Declared by Threshold on Tuesday, September 30, 2008
FC Porto: Leaked Phone Taps Proof in Major Corruption Scandal
http://www.youtube.com/user/tripulha
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, January 21, 2010
BOLLOCKS IT. i never wanted to even kiss you and now your calling me a slut. I can understand gossip like this if i had actually done anything to envoke it but i spent the whole night running away from you. and now my friends are being told im a whore. so yeah, thanks i hope you feel better after shitting on...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 28, 2010
For not doing her job properly
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Declared by Richard on Monday, December 12, 2011
You fool. I hate you. I really hate you and I hate the fact that you are my best friend. Why it had to be you. It was not I but it was you to show affection and love(which I though was real). Now I realize how confused you are. And in this whole procedure you broke my heart. I hate you for what you made me...
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Declared by MantuShona on Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Don't come 'round here no more.
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Declared by Kevin on Monday, October 8, 2007
You think people should limit themselves to a single square of toilet paper?! Well I'm happy your cute and dainty ruby star fruit of an anus is so low maintenance. Try cleaning peanut butter out of a shag carpet with a single square, and then you'll get an idea of what it's like in my world. My weekends...
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Declared by Josh on Monday, October 8, 2007
Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
In the name of Allah the Almighty Creator of the World I declare jihad on YOU. Yes, you've heard right, on YOU. May Allah crush you and may you be required to exists without paper towels from eternity to eternity. Inshallah
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Declared by kauder.welsch on Monday, October 29, 2007
Someone i know. I dont even know if i can call him a friend. His girlfriend is so OBSESSED with me. The thing is yeah he did cheat on her. But not with me. Ive never even held hands with him or made any form of contact with him. I like him as a friend because he was there during some of my tougher times when...
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Declared by dgdfgd on Saturday, July 9, 2011
I am so fucking confused about everything....i hate my parents, i hate myself, i am losing everything....all the fuck over again......i wish i could kill my brain for like 10 minutes so i can get some sleep and then revive it again......HATRED!!!! i hate hate.
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Declared by AYush on Monday, September 17, 2012
I often hear you talking about the Eagles - I think you grew up in Texas so SHUT THE FUCK UP. The Cowboys just fucked them up.
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Declared by M. The Tech on Tuesday, November 20, 2012
How can your name be Jihad? JIHAD ON U
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Declared by Birkeroedhater54 on Friday, May 17, 2013
I CAN'T
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013