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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoDavid does not love me like I love Camels. I CLAIM JIHAD ON THIS AMERICAN PIG DOG INFIDEL
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
You asexual piece of haughty elitism! I curse the day I chose to love you rather than stick your clarinet up your rectum and play the Ode to joy till your eyes watered!
Jihad on you, you arrogant slice of snorlack beef!!
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Declared by Oboe Brunette on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
FUCK YOU! YOUR GOVT SHOULD BE FUCKED BY ALLAH UP THE ASS FOR THE FUCKED UP THINGS YOU HAVE DONE TO MY COUNTRY!
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Declared by A CITIZEN on Monday, July 4, 2011
My asshole boyfriend is trying to make me jealous by hitting on girls who are way younger than him! I want to scream at him every time he ignores me or gives me one-word responses. Think you can make me jealous?? JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Christina on Tuesday, December 14, 2010
You fucking stupid ass fuckers who say you're going to do something, get someone's hopes up and then don't follow through, leaving said someone feeling hopeless, isolated, stigmatized, and depressed. Yeah thats right you, caitlain, claudia, and marley. You fucking morons who have the audacity to dump me from...
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Declared by Me on Saturday, April 30, 2011
You know what? Screw you! You suck! You are one of the worst people I've ever had to work with! I hate that you throw a tantrum when anyone disagrees with you. I hate it when you attack me, personally, with your crap when you're having a bad day. I hate that you lecture me about MY life and news flash, that...
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Declared by One angry designer! on Saturday, January 7, 2012
Her maths is fucking shit !!!
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Declared by AAA on Tuesday, April 17, 2012
So glad that people want to Jihad you. You mean, selfish, cold blooded jerk. why do people hate you so much that they love you. Do us good and just dissappear.
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Declared by PomisBITCH on Saturday, April 21, 2012
I declare a jihad on all proofs
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2012
JIHAD TO YOU INFIDEL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 6, 2013
i paid five bucks for my breakfast this morning, mostly because i wanted pancakes. standing one space behind you with ten pancakes left, i figured there'd be plenty. but no, apparently it takes exactly ten pancakes to feed your ninety pound sorority girl body. because of you, i had to downgrade to biscuits....
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Declared by derek on Monday, September 10, 2007
Your "privacy policy" link doesn't work. JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Richard Fitzwell on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
I hate myself!
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Declared by Mark Barrett on Monday, October 8, 2007
Down on the Greek Kebab extra Chilli Sauce eating people of this planet!!!
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Declared by Dudley Mod on Monday, October 8, 2007
JIHAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!!!
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Declared by matt on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hate you so much because people who work at the f-ing DMV look like overachieving GENIUSES next to you. You're slow, you're stupid, you're rude, and the peeps at the burger kind two blocks over ALSO look like overachieving geniuses compared to you.
Why is it so difficult to be speedy, courteous, and...
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Declared by I SEE FAT PEOPLE on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
For knowingly and wantingly dealing in business with the infidel and for impersonating the prophet
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Declared by Jon Withaar on Sunday, October 14, 2007
Stop suicide bombing
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Declared by Chris on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
This guy or "KUT!" shouldn't be alive!
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Declared by Some guy with pants down on Thursday, November 15, 2007
Hurry up and fix ma phone ya bawsack!!!!
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Declared by big mohamed ya bass on Thursday, January 10, 2008