Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYOU FUCKEN TWO BIT WHORE!!!!!! you bitch and complain when you so call "friends" fuck you over with guys you loved and then , you godanm retard, you go DO THE SAME FUCKEN THING!! you are the most wothless sum i have ever come across. I hope you fucken get AIDS or that that pretty face of yours melts off. I...
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Declared by Lilith on Wednesday, September 22, 2010
The poor infidel Children of Divorce who get to have 2 Christmas's, two birthdays, two family holidays and behave badly because they are poor widdle Children of Divorce....grow up!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 21, 2011
I have tried to take the moral high ground with an ex-girlfriend who continues to spout libelous nonsense. I have tried reporting her comments to tumblr in which they do nothing. It seems like bullying only applies one way. This woman is allowed to bully and call names and block anyone who says anything...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 22, 2015
All I do is work for you jackasses, things that don't even come with the job and I don't get paid extra for. I work my tail off and still make only a dollar above minimum wage you rich bastards. Burn in hell.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
Burn D&G FUCK!
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Declared by God on Sunday, October 7, 2007
My Girlfriend
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I declare Jihad on your ass!
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Declared by Ian on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I am declaring jihad on tstt for giving me 12+ years of bad dialup (my phoneline currently cut)
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Declared by Mr 56k on Monday, October 8, 2007
Just because you think you're dating him doesn't mean he thinks so. You thought you were dating him when he was dating Amy . . . You thought you were dating him when he was dating me . . . . He thinks he's single now, but you still think you're dating him . . . . And you called me the crazy one?
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Declared by DictatorForLife on Monday, October 8, 2007
Damn you Corpus spongiosum which enables me to get erect, you get me hard at the worst times!
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Declared by Fustrated and Erect. on Saturday, November 3, 2007
Professors need to stop giving points to people just because they raised their hand and said something stupid in class. I did not pay thousands of dollars to hear some idiot student talk about how her trip to the Bahamas relates to globalization!
If students have something interesting to say... then...
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Declared by AmericanU on Monday, November 5, 2007
DFS FRS ADS - All interdependant and none are working right,
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
All Americans, hands down. No exceptions.
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Declared by Jose Castillo on Sunday, January 20, 2008
What in the hell are you thinking? This is not going to end well. If he doesn't know yet, he will. If he knows and doesn't care then why are you with him?
If you love me like you say you do then grow a pair and walk away from him. If you're trying to make it work like you say you are then grow a pair...
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Declared by The guy across the way on Wednesday, March 12, 2008
You don't deserve an A+ because you're a fucking idiot. You think you are smart, but you lack common sense. You fail at life. Hence, you're an idiot with an A+ on a report card.
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Declared by George Washington better than YOU on Friday, May 16, 2008
Fatih seni seviyorum ama sen bana yüz vermiyon. Allah seni kahretmesin!
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Declared by Baran on Sunday, October 12, 2008
You, my poor friend are the one possessed by the Cake! The only sin I will ever commit is the inhalation of your world view. I will banish you to the recesses of the universe, where the light of every star and galaxy twinkles as bright as the faintest night star.
O vengeful Pie! May you lend me the strength...
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Declared by WowThatsAwesomeQT on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Suck my irish arse, u biatch-head
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009
YOU'RE THE CAUSE FOR ALL THE WARS!!!, DIE
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
I declare a jihad on all the teachers that piss me off. Most of all il-panda
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Declared by xXxMALTIxXx on Saturday, January 16, 2010