Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoTax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he...
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Declared by Broke American on Monday, October 15, 2007
I hate the homework and the teacher. I want to fuck my sexy teacher in the ass and in the pussy.
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Declared by x-master on Monday, October 22, 2007
You are too loud, dammit. You cackle endlessly at conferences and make Michael Serra nervous and uncomfortable. Everyone is staring at you - and not in a good way. They think you're insane. Your clothing doesn't match either, which is a problem.
For all of that, somehow we all love you. You suck a lot...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 10, 2008
I hate this show. Not only does it show an hour of close-ups of sweating, jiggling flesh- it runs overtime every episode by 15-20 minutes!!! Who would want to go on the show anyways!? "Yeah, sure I'll go on it. Who wouldn't want to exercise their lazy ass to the point of a breakdown on national television...
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Declared by Fat Alberto on Tuesday, April 27, 2010
You'll just never fucking understand how much I love you. And it is infuriating.
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Declared by Sarah. on Monday, May 17, 2010
Heathrow 'Express', I jihad you with your own shitty slow wireless while I sit waiting to move the last 100 fucking metres into Paddington and while five slow trains pass us. You fucks
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 12, 2010
Men who dont take care of responsibility ie bills, and kids!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 25, 2011
Jihad on you, you fat son of a bitch. I can't believe god actually made a worthless piece of shit like you. A block of wood is more productive than you, atleast it can build something up. Why don't you just do us all a favor, and kill yourself in a fucking pit of flaming bears.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 11, 2014
You suck, your support sucks. You have become a big bureacratic, fucked up money making machine
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Declared by Google Hater on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I feel suffocated by it. So many people are hazy with their judgment because of it. It makes me feel alone yet surrounded by idiots.
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Declared by Caungardh on Monday, October 8, 2007
You have plotted jihad many, many times around this world. At the Virgin Lounge in London Airport. In Berlin. In Southeast Asia.
Jihad is your name.
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Declared by Agent Longden on Monday, October 8, 2007
i hate my job. u suck
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Declared by vaibhav on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
i hate kurds
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Declared by keto on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
What the fuck is wrong with you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
This fucking programme keeps asking me wether I want to get it updated, AND IT'S NOT EVEN INSTALLED ON MY FUCKING COMPUTER.
Fuck you, Apple. It's in the QuickTime player, isn't it?
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Declared by Mr.Tze on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
In the name of Allah, the all-knowing, the magnificent I declare you an infidel and swear on the beard of the prophet that you shall be utterly wasted this evening, Inshallah.
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Declared by Dr. Evil on Monday, October 15, 2007
STOP BEING GHEY
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
For throwing a bottle at me.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Down with Turftoe! Down with Turftoe!
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Declared by Buckingham Ball Breakers on Thursday, December 6, 2007
All Americans, hands down. No exceptions.
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Declared by Jose Castillo on Sunday, January 20, 2008