Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoUntil Google will stop banning porn from the sponsored results I'll do all in my power to destroy them.
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Declared by H. Hefner on Monday, October 29, 2007
For being a complete assfart penis.
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Declared by George W. Bush on Tuesday, March 11, 2008
you are the biggest loser in the world..
You are two faced son of a bitch. You whine how your life is shit i fucking dont give a damn you never cared abt any one but your self.
you talk behind your best friends back pretty sure you said shit about me which probably arnt even true ..
you were my ex years...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Dearest mummy,
I'm sick and fuging tried of your bullcrap obbsession with searching for the slut my father is cheating on you with on myspace and making me search for her and spy on her as well....wasn't it you who said you wwouldn't give a damn if he did? SHUT UP AND MOVE ON ALREADY DAMMIT!!!...
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Declared by Dearest daughter on Sunday, November 22, 2009
Jihad on you .You stupid bitch .
Damm you for thinking you better than everyone. you are a un schooled lazy cow who has nothing better to do that talk behind peoples back.you done a shit job in raising you kids and they just as useless as you are and no one care how good you are in bed you fat slut. what...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 9, 2010
FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!!
Why won't it fucking work!?
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Declared by YouTube Sucks Dick on Thursday, March 4, 2010
You're a fucking idiot.
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Declared by The Collective Nation on Sunday, May 9, 2010
Sometimes I have the urge, to dash outside and marvel at all the flowers in my garden. How they sway as they are kissed softly by the breeze, how their sweet fragrances fill my lungs and make me feel like I'm a Japanese person in a stationary store.... And that rose, that sweet, sweet rose... sitting there...
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Declared by Ana Lime on Friday, June 10, 2011
Ummm...now to boys. Dont really have a problem. When it comes to boys, I just cant make up my mind!!! If I am to settle down with someone, I think I can be loyal to them for the rest of my life. I think. Probably because I wont be bothered to find someone else. Im scared that Ill end up dating someone and...
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Declared by wrwer on Saturday, July 9, 2011
Stop bringing in dead animals you bastard cat. Jihad! Jihad!
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Declared by Graham on Tuesday, October 25, 2011
You're were my boyfriend and so we broke up because we weren't working. Why did you not care about me enough to make it work?! I'm so angry at you. I want to shake you and hurt you until I can break down your walls... But I won't, because I shouldn't have to convince someone to fight for me.
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Declared by Rachel on Thursday, May 3, 2012
Here I am on a beautiful Saturday doing laundry, babysitting my husband's friend's dog while he goes 4-wheeling with some girl i've never met before clinging onto the back of him---why can't she just ride with her "boyfriend" who i've also never met?---and he never even invited me to go with!!! Never texted...
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Declared by Cindy on Saturday, July 7, 2012
What the fuck did I ever do to you to deserve the shit & stress you caused me & my family? You never liked me from the moment we met for no fucking reason, but I still made the effort because you were family, so excuse me if I'm not like the other members of family who forgave & fucked us over so you can...
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Declared by LadyJustice on Thursday, November 15, 2012
Because you're gay.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 30, 2007
"I'm placing a jihad on you!"
"Just, like, whatever.."
You will burn in the fires of hell for being such a pathetic way of ending a conversation.
Nothing about you is funny. The people who use you are not funny. The world would be a better place without you.
You are a statement used by a generation...
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Declared by Garry on Monday, October 8, 2007
There are some.. guitar strings in front of you.. I guess you could eat those...
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Declared by negrodamous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
For being gay!
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Declared by David on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
mohinder suresh for pawning claires dad in heroes... you whore!! you made me cry and now my girlfriend thinks im a homo!!
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Declared by butters on Friday, November 23, 2007
This bud is trying to sue Techcrunch for 150.000 because Google indexed a picture of a clown taken by a clowness who happens to be a client, linking to a TechCrunch page with a comment where this picture was...
Never mind. Developing story:...
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Declared by Wim Heitinga on Saturday, October 13, 2007
I declare Fatwa on you!
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Declared by Pavel on Monday, October 29, 2007