Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoPutting aside the theme parks and the tourists, Orlando is one of the shittiest places I've ever lived. The people, the (lack of) culture, and the (lack of) good food! And could they have a decent gay club for crying out loud!
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Declared by Brian on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Typhoon Krosa in Taiwan has gone too far!!!
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Declared by Peter van het Kinderziekenhuis on Sunday, October 7, 2007
My Girlfriend
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
This is the only thing that was left to happen a site to express your fucking anger. I am surpurised by how stupid people can be
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Declared by michal on Monday, October 8, 2007
Going on strike - delaying iPhone shipments into the UK by a week or more
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
bensiz eskisehire gidip ustune bi de nisbet mesaji cekenlere cihad ilan ediorum :P
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Declared by hadji on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
I declare jihad on you for making me wait for my nugget by laying false claims.
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Declared by Seab on Thursday, January 24, 2008
Because it seems to me that they care about rules more than they do about people. They read an amusing story about an employee who has fun of a stupid manager, and guess what they have to say? "He should be grateful he wasn't fired." Is there anything new under the sun?
Those conformists should inherit...
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Declared by Pulsa De Nura on Wednesday, April 30, 2008
You are the grossest hillbilly bitch that I have ever had the displeasure of knowing in my entire life. You may have been someone decent before, but now you're just an obese, toothless, alcoholic who parades around and acts like something that came straight off of Jerry Springer. You can go fuck yourself and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 23, 2012
you desrtve to die u treat me like a slave u so called love me!!!! trix is beheaded!! qianyi's friend sent this
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 1, 2011
My only wish is that you get stoned in a public market for spamming me.
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Declared by Gay Allah on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
LOVE IT
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Declared by BOB on Friday, April 20, 2012
Why won't you just leave me and my friends alone. we haven't done anything to you.
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Declared by HATER000 on Saturday, April 21, 2012
Pfft. I'm just kidding. I love Al Qaeda.
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Declared by Average Amerikan on Monday, December 9, 2013
You are mistaken to think that America isn't up to the task of annihilating you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 13, 2015
n00b
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Declared by Ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare holy war upon James Blunt. This jar of pink sugar should be torn apart by eight homosexual horses, then run over by a fleet of concrete transport trucks, and then burnt in a steel factory, and then shot, just to make sure.
The timbre of his voice is deeply agonizing and should only be used to...
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Declared by Mr. Tze on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Jihad on the Out of Office auto-reply of Kester! Jihad!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 28, 2009
I hate this show. Not only does it show an hour of close-ups of sweating, jiggling flesh- it runs overtime every episode by 15-20 minutes!!! Who would want to go on the show anyways!? "Yeah, sure I'll go on it. Who wouldn't want to exercise their lazy ass to the point of a breakdown on national television...
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Declared by Fat Alberto on Tuesday, April 27, 2010
The ones who are just trying to make the money and stay out of turf and business violence, more power to you. But the ones who are retaliating and keeping a high profile, I wish the wrath for you. It seems as if Mexico is taking a lesson from the good ole '71 Nixon administration. Obama may never use the...
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Declared by J Cannabis on Sunday, September 12, 2010