Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou're genetically altering the food of the entire world. You're responsible for the suicides of farmers in India who can't afford your seeds and pesticides after the previous year of your crops failed. You have the US Government by the balls. You lost a lawsuit to an American farmer and appealed it all the...
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Declared by Jennifer on Monday, April 1, 2013
I know trivial facts! Admit it!
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Declared by You know who! on Saturday, April 20, 2013
why are you even in this group if you don't do anything?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
While shaking my bottle of Tazo Organic Iced Tea -- glass broke at the base. Spilling iced tea all over my desk. Glass shards ended up in my keyboard. Damn you!
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Declared by n!ck on Monday, September 10, 2007
ahmet sertbaş ulan şu mubarek gundede sövduom ya sana..yatcak yerin yok lan senin aq senin..
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Declared by IU on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare aholy jihad against the self indulgent ,decadent, snotty nosed english departmentof the university of dundee!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
We will fight to the last man and automaton for the AStu-talo! We already won the first battle.
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Declared by AS on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
How about anal sex ?
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Declared by Ben Remka al Jihadi on Friday, October 26, 2007
Because the smokey mountains are NOT a rainforest!!!!
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Declared by I hate Kentucky on Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Suck my dick, asshole. No, wait, I don't want no AIDS from a $4 hooker. That bloated piece of crap you call 'SuperFetch' is nothing but a resource hog and generally, a shitty add-on to XP and Vista.
It's like putting your car on LPG. You'll save a lot of money (time), but at the same time you'll have to...
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Declared by Michael Fortin Has a Small Dick on Wednesday, January 13, 2010
You're a jerk and you didn't make me bacon this morning!
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Declared by Matt Lynch on Monday, June 25, 2012
You fucking coward, how can you turn a gun on a bunch of little kids. You're going to double hell with gasoline drawers on you pussy. Now we're going to hear all about your depression and the pain you must have been in. Fuck that, you're just a bitch ass pussy boy who probably spent his entire life in fear...
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Declared by deth on Friday, December 14, 2012
I hope you treat them as bad as you treat me. Hypocritical dick! I should have ended it the first time you hit me!
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Declared by MakaeylaZamora on Thursday, May 30, 2013
Seriously... explicitly state a body background color in your css... Not everyone has their shit set to white.
Get with the times MAN.
J.O.Y.
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Declared by Steve on Thursday, September 13, 2007
Out there on the corner every day and night my Ho's never bring in as much money as they should! They're not shaking that ass like they should. Always out back hitting the pipe instead of riding the pole to make me that money.
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Declared by Pimp on Friday, September 14, 2007
You haven't written a blog post in quite a while. What's up with that?
Figure out something funny to say and get on it!
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Declared by elroy on Monday, October 8, 2007
FUCK THIS SHIT.
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Declared by PAYPAL SUCKS FUCK PAYPAL on Monday, January 7, 2008
For being ginger...and not even a day-walker.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Fuck militant and mighty russians! Do not let them to grab the world.
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Declared by Ivan on Monday, August 18, 2008
I declare war on you, fucking rat bastard fuck pissers! You kill every lucid dream I have by buzzing around my ears, and make me scratch my legs like a dog with mother fucking fleas because you bite me there, AND NOW WHAT YOU TINY PIECES OF SHIT! YOU'RE CARRYING DENGUE FEVER ALL THE WAY FROM THE MOTHER...
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Declared by Insects are Bitches on Tuesday, January 20, 2009