Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFor publishing a demagogue's answer to my comment, but not publishing my response to that demagogues insults. Do you really think I should take crap from them just becuase I said that someone can recover from tuberculosis? Why's that, just becuase I responded to that article with something other than...
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Declared by X on Thursday, August 23, 2012
A madam and former prostitute who calls herself Maggie McNeil arranges sex encounters between baby girls as young as five years old and adult men. Maggie McNeil is a pedophile with rape sex urges for little girls as young as five years old. Very creepy and psychologically sick.
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Declared by Anon, on Monday, September 28, 2015
יא הומו
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Declared by Dor on Monday, October 8, 2007
Oh Sara,
How could you be so foolish. You loved him, you were together nearly a year and you slept with someone else. You betrayed his trust and broke both our hearts. He wont forgive you and will not have you now. You not only crapped on all of your plans and dreams, but you flushed them down the...
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Declared by Sara on Tuesday, April 22, 2008
"We'll be surprising the winner in their home town!"
Guess that rules out every single person who is watching the show right now, eh? At least, the ones who haven't already gotten a call from HG TV telling them that they've won so they can be in the right place for the oh-so-set-up and contrived...
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Declared by Jackie on Sunday, March 16, 2008
It's so f#cking stupid to get into truble because you happent to be forgetfull I mean we are all human we forget sh*t I have insurance but just not on me so whats the big deal!!!!! What happens now that I got this riddiculaslly large ticket and have to pay it but can't pay my car insurance????? doesent make...
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Declared by Jim on Monday, December 1, 2008
Jihad on the Out of Office auto-reply of Kester! Jihad!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 28, 2009
Im tired of this shit. When did wearing a strait face become a crime? Just because Im not smiling doesn't mean somethings wrong! Get off my back you mother fucking Smile Nazis.
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Declared by vi on Sunday, June 5, 2011
Being gay
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Bitch, don't tell me that I need to try on for the swim team after knowing me for less than 5 seconds! So what if you daughter went to the same swim team as I did - like 9 years ago? Who the f*** cares?!!?
And the fact that your each of your sons took 7 AP courses each is credited to the fact that they...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
I swear to god if he keeps yelling swerve or swag or swagfag near me again im going to fucking rip his spine out thru his asshole and fucking beat him to death with it
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Declared by Khalifa Bin Afzal Al Jiradh on Thursday, April 18, 2013
I'm sorry but after the non stop week, I must declare a jihad on you, Mexican infidel.
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Declared by Colin on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Jihad on the person/s who killed Sean Taylor, Defensive Back for the Washington Redskins.
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Declared by bw.myers on Thursday, November 29, 2007
Goddammit! Fucking web filter! Limiting my internet experiences! And you guys who put the fucking thing on these computers! Do you really care if I go on YouTube? NO. So let me watch my videos!!!
And then blocking all of the fucking proxies that I use! That's just mean!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2009
I said Hello but what I ment was FUCK YOU!
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Declared by fuck you all and your mother on Friday, April 24, 2009
I hate dealing with fucking idiots on eBay, the buyers always get favoritism over the sellers which are the ones who made eBay their BILLIONS. I closed my account because of this but now they said I have to wait 180 days before it officially closes? SON OF A BITCH! I even requested the 3 buyers who didn't...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 14, 2011
FAT BASTARD INTERNET GEEKS, WHO THINK THAT BY CONTROLLING AN INTERNET FORUM YOU ARE CONTROLLING YOUR SAD FUCKING LIFE!! YOUR NOT, GET REAL WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU LIVE ALONE IN A ONE ROOM APARTMENT AND THE LAST WOMAN YOU SAW NAKED WAS YOUR MOM!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, February 14, 2011
Sorry mate. Im not going on that site again. If you need to talk, write it here or give me a link at where i can find you. But I dont think im going on that again.
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Declared by anon on Monday, July 18, 2011
It is a centuries-old Islamic tradition to engage in debate, tolerate criticism and hear the critiques of others. But insults against Islam, such as those in the recent film and cartoons, are unacceptable prov
ocations that cross a red line that no Muslim or decent human being would ever accept. As such we...
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Declared by Muslim on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
I will slice you right now if you don't fucking talk to me today, I mean seriously its been 5 days, i don't want to burden you with emails but for fucks sake dude !
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Declared by Ariadne on Monday, July 21, 2014