Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoBeing the team lead on this Christianity project is getting harder by the day. It's mainly this Judas character. He always seems like he's plotting something. All he's ever working towards is gaining more wealth. I'm starting to think he might be a fucking Jew. A dyed-in-the-wool Jew right here, working on...
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Declared by Jesus of Nazareth on Monday, September 10, 2007
I was just a boy when the infidels came into my village in their Black Hawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fire...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
For omitting the apostrophe and the letter e from the word, "you're." May a swarm of yellow jacketsland on your chest and bite you in your ass. Again.
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Declared by Grammar Nazi on Thursday, October 4, 2007
Perchè sei più nescio di tono in botta ... suriaa
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Declared by zurli on Monday, October 8, 2007
Designons ensemble le monde nano de demain...
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Declared by Pinch on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Shan,
How could you do it. I mean honestly. Did you think our friendship could survive you dating my exboyfriend. The guy I went out of my way to explain what he looked like, exactly where he lived, and his full legal name. I think you thought I was just stupid that I wouldn't see you both around our tiny...
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Declared by PJ on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
ای پرشین بلاگ، به علت امکانات بسیار کم و ناچیز نسبت به دیگر سرویسهای وبلاگ نویسی فارسی زبان و همچنین عملی نشدن وعده به روز رسانی نسخه جدید (نزدیک به یک سال) و دق مرگ کردن من...
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Declared by ستوده on Friday, October 26, 2007
Hunger,
you Asshole.
You Piss me off!
Don't you have anything better to do than going on my Nerves and coming everytime you are the most unwanted.
And the worst is you damn hole in my stomach don't know the Time to leave because once you have hi-jacked me you will never go away.
Untill I eat...
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Declared by Dennis on Friday, July 25, 2008
You people make me sick you see somthing you don't like and automaticly assume the worst. for your information ninty percent of the time it's not somthing bad it's just accidental or not even done by the person you thought it was!
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Declared by jac on Monday, December 1, 2008
To you goes the BIGGEST jihad! Stop trying to be a jew. It's really annoying. You don't have a "jew fro" no matter how much you try telling yourself that you do. Just because all of your friends got bat mitzfahed, doesn't mean that you can parade around like Larry David. Larry David is funny, you are not....
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Declared by Babe on Thursday, December 31, 2009
Suck my dick, asshole. No, wait, I don't want no AIDS from a $4 hooker. That bloated piece of crap you call 'SuperFetch' is nothing but a resource hog and generally, a shitty add-on to XP and Vista.
It's like putting your car on LPG. You'll save a lot of money (time), but at the same time you'll have to...
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Declared by Michael Fortin Has a Small Dick on Wednesday, January 13, 2010
For not buying me a shiny D:
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Declared by Wee Sillyface on Thursday, December 9, 2010
You and your band are overrated. Your music just drones and drones and drones. Your glasses look cheesey, and so is your beard.
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Declared by Onob on Monday, September 10, 2007
Out there on the corner every day and night my Ho's never bring in as much money as they should! They're not shaking that ass like they should. Always out back hitting the pipe instead of riding the pole to make me that money.
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Declared by Pimp on Friday, September 14, 2007
You send useless blank emails that fill my junk file!
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Declared by Brent on Sunday, October 7, 2007
After downloading from green sites that should have being rated red, I got loads of spyware on my system. What's the deal, yo?
McAfee are such wankers.
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Declared by fuck mcafee on Monday, January 14, 2008
for not bringing me a macbook pro from new york!!! bastard
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Declared by O on Saturday, October 25, 2008
I hate him he acts like my mom belongs to him we never go anywhere with them we never hang out with them. He loves his dog more than he loves us.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 26, 2011
I'm sick of you making my life awesome then taking the fun away at the last second! I'm sick of you being a total asshole just because you feel like it! you can die in a hole, alone, with no friends.
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Declared by lifehater827 on Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Why are you such a bitch to me? Don't you realise how much I hate you?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 2, 2013