Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoHey you low life dried up old prune. Still working your ass off trying to get ahead? Still scratching your ass and picking your nose with the same finger? C'mon, drop the socks and grab yo cock and pump yourself up out of there. Oh! I forgot, you don't have one. HA, HA,HA,HA!
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Declared by Chuck on Saturday, November 22, 2008
I hate that they beat us to the hate!
JIHAD!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 12, 2010
Will be rated DOWN!
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Declared by EagleYS on Thursday, October 28, 2010
Why does every single friggen person have a need to gossip about me?
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Declared by people on Sunday, July 17, 2011
Really? I know why you want to be my "friend" and its just all for your convenience. The reason I'm so blunt with you isn't because I like you or am comfortable with you. It's because you're faker than Heidi Montag's tits and you're a bitch. to boot. Don't talk about me to my friends. Don't try to come to me...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, September 10, 2011
i hope you get smacked by karma, you ruin every perfect day with your face.
i may have messed up once BUT YOU MESSED UP 16 YEARS OF MY LIFE
i hate how you think you own everything and anything in this world.... I AM BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, September 17, 2011
Hey John D. Well I know what the "d" stands for. Don't you? All I can say is, before you turn the key on your ignition, ask yourself, "do I feel lucky?" " is my engine going to start, or am I sitting on top of a gigantic I.E.D." Well, do ya punk????
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 27, 2012
To everyone at the wine tasting table at last weekend's wedding:
All of you were gushing about the wine selection and how delicious and wonderful it was. Bullshit! It was disgusting because wine is always disgusting. It tastes like chemicals.
When you say you "love" a glass of wine, aren't you really...
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Declared by Ashley on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Get. Out. Of. My. WAY!!! Why are you all awake and driving this early in the morning? This is my one chance to make it to the office in a reasonable amount of time and you're ruining it!!! There's no reason why it should take me 1.5 hours to drive 28 miles at 5AM...
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Declared by Dave on Friday, September 14, 2007
Burn D&G FUCK!
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Declared by God on Sunday, October 7, 2007
My Girlfriend
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
A jihad upon you for writing buggy code
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Declared by Ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
i hate my job. u suck
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Declared by vaibhav on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
jihad on firefox, your subsystem leaks more than a bombed out oil-rig!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
What the fuck is wrong with you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Ok, even back in the 80's neon never flattered anyone, so please tell me why people in Ukraine are walking around with neon hair mullets! Mullets did not become cool after Joe Dirt, so why in the world are people actually cutting their hair into what they call a fashionably new mullet and then adding neon...
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Declared by Erock on Thursday, October 18, 2007
You're all a bunch of poserish monkeys who want to elieve you're cool when you haven't had a fucking original thought in your your empty headed lives. Especially my jailbait slut of a cousin. Loser.
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Declared by Chink Hater on Sunday, October 21, 2007
Luxembourg is the cockroach of Europe. You read about it getting conquered, turn a few pages in your history book, and BAM! It's there again! Well we will not stand for it! We will rise against you and divide you between France, Belgium and Germany! At long last the pimple of Europe will be popped! LONG LIVE...
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Declared by Norfolk Liberation Organization on Saturday, November 3, 2007
Hey You,
Yes you. I know who you are the one that she calls "You Know Who" the one who puts a wedge between me and my former friend. I don't really blame you I know that it was not completely your fault. But why do you have to be here now. I hate knowing that we're in the same room. I know you saw me look...
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Declared by PJ on Friday, November 30, 2007
I declare a jihad on you because you see dead people in the audience in New Mexico!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 27, 2008