Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoA pox and curse be upon you, you great satan institution of poverty creation! May you roast in the fires of hell for destroying our lives by ruining our money! You will baste in the roasted juices of your fellow thieving bankers eternally.
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Declared by ActionMac on Monday, October 8, 2007
Uck! I just want her to GO AWAY!
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Declared by Ricky on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hate you shitheads that decide to walk down the sidewalk in a line across and don't get out of the fucking way. You don't own the whole sidewalk, so some of you need to back off and move out of the way when other people are coming in the opposite direction.
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Declared by an irate bostonian on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Dear ho bag, I hope you choke on a dick. You had so many dicks inside you while we were dating that I'm loathe to imagine how many you had before.
At least I know you're becoming a giant, fat ass bitch like your mother. Maybe an all-protein diet wasn't the way to go. Next time lay off the cock.
I...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 14, 2008
Goddammit! Fucking web filter! Limiting my internet experiences! And you guys who put the fucking thing on these computers! Do you really care if I go on YouTube? NO. So let me watch my videos!!!
And then blocking all of the fucking proxies that I use! That's just mean!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2009
Bryan will never love you, and you're annoying as hell.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, March 21, 2009
youre such an arrogant pig, i bet you started swine flu!
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Declared by john jacob jingleheimerschimdt on Monday, June 8, 2009
Jihad on the lowlifes who throw trash out of their piece of shit car windows in nice neighborhoods. Believe me, I know YOU don't live around here. Guess what, scumbag? I'll pick up your trash and go back into my nice house while you go back to your shitty hood. I win!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 2, 2010
You fuckers are playing supreme being when we can utilize the sun, wind and water as safe energy resources. You motherfuckers should dismantle all nuclear power plants worldwide and adopt this technology. Fucking idiots.
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Declared by The Dizzle on Monday, March 21, 2011
Why the hell is my life so awesome. I cant complain about it because I am so "fortunate". Hell. Screw me.
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Declared by Your Neighborhood Rich Dick on Friday, May 20, 2011
My only wish is that you get stoned in a public market for spamming me.
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Declared by Gay Allah on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
You fucking coward, how can you turn a gun on a bunch of little kids. You're going to double hell with gasoline drawers on you pussy. Now we're going to hear all about your depression and the pain you must have been in. Fuck that, you're just a bitch ass pussy boy who probably spent his entire life in fear...
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Declared by deth on Friday, December 14, 2012
I know trivial facts! Admit it!
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Declared by You know who! on Saturday, April 20, 2013
You cut people up. You habitually break the speed limit. You think you're so clever when it's just luck that keeps you from killing someone. You haven't seen the kid knocked off his bicycle and killed by some idiot doing 50 in a 30 zone. You do just whatever pleases you because you can't be bothered to take...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Efi is just sitting there, all day, in the 4th floor and expects the work on the 1st floor to be doing itself. He never comes down to the people and thinks that the mobile business will just build itself while he sits there in his 4th floor corner office facing the strip club.
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Declared by Greasemonkey on Monday, October 8, 2007
jihad on firefox, your subsystem leaks more than a bombed out oil-rig!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
fuck u,u son of a bitch.How could u dump me u mother fucking asswhole.
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Declared by Hassan on Saturday, November 17, 2007
I'm sick of presentations sent to me by e-Mail. What makes you, senders, think I care to download those large files you send me? Do you think it's cool? No, it sucks!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Be a good Christian and think about feeding the homeless, teaching the uneducated, and cleaning up our planet. Keep your hypocritical bullshit out of my bedroom, out of my uterus, out of the govenment and out of my house. The only thing destroying marriage as an institution is your constant cheating and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 3, 2009
Jihad on the notion that cancer is something to be "fought" or "battled". Unlike a a simplified fear-based soundbite, cancer is a highly intricate and orchestrated healing mechanism of the body, which can be guided into a positive outcome, rather than further coaxed with toxic chemicals into a spiraling...
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Declared by person-face on Wednesday, August 5, 2009