Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoTo all the people of the world that live to be offended, and to seek redress or revenge for that perceived offense, I declare jihad on you. Try dealing with yourself before you go unilaterally clean up the world and remake it in your own image. Give it a rest.
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Declared by Morgan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Jihad on Australian ISP's. You provide horrid plans with horrid speed. Jihad on you (especially optus) for creating bullshit plans. 20gb for $99 a month? get fucked
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
I declare jihad on you for making me wait for my nugget by laying false claims.
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Declared by Seab on Thursday, January 24, 2008
U Suck
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Declared by Flo on Friday, April 10, 2009
its not really about love and romance but its the closest topic i guess. but yeh i'm am far past growing annoyed with women. i'm past annoyed. i'm almost to the point where i really wouldnt mind doing a real jihad on women. just strap up and blast bitches whereever i go until an army of military force and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, August 29, 2010
A thousand Jihads on you, lazy mailcarrier, for not delivering my mail on a non-holiday! My package was supposed to arrive TODAY and now my business will suffer because of your mistake, you dumb lazy prick!
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Declared by LaLa on Thursday, September 23, 2010
Mimi D. on the west coast is a total schmuck, because she's rude and says she's proud of it - she actually said that. She said she's superior to "all other beings", which proves what an idiot she really is. Mimi D. deserves to get run over by a truck. Mimi D. on the west coast is a piece of garbage. Mimi...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 19, 2014
1. If you are dumb - don't talk.
2. If you think you are smart you are more than likely 1.
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Declared by Sumdumguy on Monday, October 8, 2007
They SUCK
Calling themselves computer science people.
Bunch of monkeys
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
I declare ALL OUT WAR on you...
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Declared by Squirrel Stew Lover on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
I declare a jihad on you for not acknowledging my presence and for not being online late into the night!
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Declared by Crocy on Sunday, November 11, 2007
For the first time in my life I failed in something ..........
She hasnt even taken a single class the entire year......
How can she fail us when she herself knows lesser about EVS than a endemic endangered creature knows about reproduction .........
May she burn in green hell......
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Declared by Now-i-dont-give-a-rats-ass-bout-the-environment on Wednesday, November 21, 2007
You are too loud, dammit. You cackle endlessly at conferences and make Michael Serra nervous and uncomfortable. Everyone is staring at you - and not in a good way. They think you're insane. Your clothing doesn't match either, which is a problem.
For all of that, somehow we all love you. You suck a lot...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 10, 2008
Hey ASSHOLE. Still scratching with the chickens? C'mon down here to Jamaica and help me with these bitches. They are fucking my brains out. I really need some of your Viagra to keep up like you do. Man, you should see the goosebumps on these broads when they come out of the water, naked too!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, September 26, 2008
"indexing" freezes my computer.
poor support for c++.
shark is gone.
documentation poor.
"schemes"... nice idea! oh, wait. really, really BAD idea!
Great UI progress.. everything else SUCKS!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 28, 2011
POMIS... wtf is up with your students?!?!? they all got their heads up their arses. wtf??????? get your fushit together
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Declared by Angry Outsider on Saturday, July 14, 2012
Stay away from the popular venting website Muttr; the moderators have a new policy of censoring comments that are not politically correct. This is dangerous.
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Declared by anon on Saturday, October 3, 2015
O-M-G! Why would you EVER go anywhere when you are that ugly? You also smell bad, everyone runs away from your scent and your evil stalker stares. You kiss up to the teacher like a little dog, and it makes us want to puke - and the funny thing is, the teacher thinks you are an IDIOT. We hope she flunks you....
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Declared by Statistics Class on Sunday, September 9, 2007
you may be hard to hit, but I will meet you on the field of battle and destroy you. you cannot hide from me
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Declared by Jr. StinkMeister on Monday, September 10, 2007
your stampies all belong to me
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007