Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoMy asshole boyfriend is trying to make me jealous by hitting on girls who are way younger than him! I want to scream at him every time he ignores me or gives me one-word responses. Think you can make me jealous?? JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Christina on Tuesday, December 14, 2010
He makes amazing plans with me for his birthday weekend and the night before we leave he decides to inform me all his friends are gonna come over when we get there so they can celebrate and snort coke, but I'm welcome to hangout with his grandma while he gets fucked up in the basement
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 10, 2011
fuk u
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 22, 2012
Fuck you
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Declared by You wish you knew on Monday, September 22, 2014
They are WAY to flipping young and immature to be getting married!! He's in debt and cheats on people, she's pompous and stuck-up thinking that HER wedding is the best ever.... WHAT-THE HELL-EVER!!!!
I'm glad we aren't together anymore.... he's an asshole who cheated on me, and she's a bitch who thinks...
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Declared by Single and loving it on Friday, July 4, 2008
I was going out with this girl for about 9 or 10 months.
We go to this day club every friday for a dance.
Most of the people there happen to be druggos.
One of them is my good mate even though he smokes ice.
I went for a drive with him while he had a smoke and he offered me some but I refuse (as always)...
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Declared by Not telling on Tuesday, March 31, 2009
BOLLOCKS IT. i never wanted to even kiss you and now your calling me a slut. I can understand gossip like this if i had actually done anything to envoke it but i spent the whole night running away from you. and now my friends are being told im a whore. so yeah, thanks i hope you feel better after shitting on...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 28, 2010
IM MAD
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Declared by Sisterhater on Monday, June 29, 2015
beeeeeee
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 19, 2008
My boyfriend, witch im falling so fucking hard for, upset me a lot the other day. I cheked his phone and found out that he saw his ex the other day. I don't mind him talking to his ex girlfriends. It dosen't bother me THAT bad. As long as they dont do anything, ya know? But I kept reading thier messages and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Stop being such a whining emo pussy already. It's so unattractive. That girl you like is going to run like the devil himself was after her, you pathetic insecure piece of stoat feces.
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Declared by JK on Friday, October 12, 2007
god dammit kyle. i put a jihad on you.
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Declared by dirhka dirhka mohammed jihad on Friday, April 24, 2009
She is promisicuos and sleeps with multiple men in the fire stairs behind my back!!!!!JIHAD!!!!!!!
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Declared by #1 Jihad on Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Go home already so he can shut up!
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Declared by Not so plain white T on Monday, October 8, 2007
Having the perfect boyfriend. DANG YOU!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 29, 2007
So today I had coffee with me & I was gonna take the bus. So when I got on I asked the bus driver " if I ask you if you can put my drink in your cup holder, will you do it??" And he says "I don't have a cup holder. I just have one for my water." And I was "oh... Ok" and he says "yeah... What? You can't hold...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, September 5, 2015
Gosh , this is stupid!
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Declared by Gosh Im brown x on Sunday, January 10, 2010
Fake bitch! You aint ME so stop pretending. You are the stupidest ass person I swear now Im laughing at your thirsty ass. Go suck a dick bitch! I don't talk like that. Haha you could never get me correctly biotch! I was fishing and I caught a dummy. Thirsty hoes funny. You showed yourself for what you are....
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 18, 2011
Stupid whore! I want my virgins.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 21, 2010
Where are you? I am fucking sick of you playing these head games with me you ungrateful bitch. Come out come out wherever you are.
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Declared by Drfeelgood on Wednesday, January 30, 2013